Weekend thread 2 of 52

I normally use anything that's lying around, ginger bottles, cucumbers, big carrots, one of Mrs Dev's dildoes, torch batteries, then i disgorge my throbbing meat sacks over their quivering arses whilst they whimper pitifully.

 

Meds, that old line hahahahaha

Rather have my meds than feel so young and desperate to go with a prostitute #olga

 

Still makes no sense.

Take some more

 

Broom handle?

 

Oh well, looks like the non-booze weekend has already unwound as Julie called to let me know that she's put a bottle of prosecco in the fridge

HERE WE, HERE WE, HERE WE ****ING GO

 

Hearing this doesn't go down well with wifey...

 

I saw that one and was wondering wtf goes on in some people's minds

 

'Monitor'

'Most Indians'

'Omlette'

'ROOM'

Think i might need to start a Toby style thread

 

Do you have nothing better to do with your Friday afternoon?

I'm at work, so I'm getting paid to mock your stupidity. What's your excuse for spending all day on here?

 

https://www.not606.com/threads/the-world-of-toby.357139/

 

Well, I've got to say, the list of Things to Do in Dunbar is shorter than Aldo's cock.

No' bad meal at the Baysview Hotel and it has a nice view across the sea. Nice wee walk along the cliffs (Craggy Island). That was the highlights. Glad to be back in Edinburgh.

 

Did ye aye.

 

Nae opportunity for kerbie then?

Ya ****ing jessie. "Shoppin trip down the east coast"

Dunbar! Wit were you planning to buy, barnacles?

 

Daft alkie can't even read

 

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Got the outer ring of the shed base done, just the middle bit left which shouldn't take too long as I'll throw any old rubble in there to fill it up.

Big Junior had a sleep over with a couple of her friends

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I went to watch Little Junior do gymnastics

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BTW booked me summer hols(Nice),Aer Lingus doing good deals at the mo.I might confuse @DevAdvocate and @monacoger ,not going for 10 days or forthnight but 15 nights yes 15 nights.I'll be there for business end of WC and hope France still in it,Wimbledon and Bastille day(barring any mad truck drivers) and back for the British Open with Mon's tips will pay for my holiday.