http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42657272 No surprises here. Sanchez...gone. Coutinho...gone. Matic...gone. ...but apparently we're the only 'selling club' in the league.
Reports suggest that we’ve made an enquiry for Hamburg forward Jann-Fiete Arp. Never heard of the guy. However, apparently he’s followed a large number of our players on social media very recently; something which we’ve seen players do in the past before they’ve signed for us. May be nothing in this, but it does seem a bit coincidental. Also, reports in France are saying we’ve made a loan move for Lucas Moura of PSG. Finally, we’re supposedly having talks with Malcolm’s representatives next week.
He's been labelled the 'German Harry Kane' and is an outspoken huge fan of our man. He looks hugely promising and from what I've seen a great buy for the future but getting young German talent out of Germany is very far from easy. I'd not be putting any money on it.
Arsenal have apparently lined up Malcolm as a replacement for Sanchez. Rather them than us. Correct me if I'm wrong but the last attacking player from Ligue 1 to move to England and really give the the PL a short back n sides was Thierry Henry. No doubt Wenger holds on to the faint hope that he will discover the next Henry too but for now, all I can say is that for every Hazard you pick up a dozen N'koudous. Have Martial and Lacazette lived up to their hype? Absolutely not.
Neither would I, but it looks like he might be out of contract at the end of the season. Could be a Levy deal or it could be his agent trying to boost a contract extension.
Fackinell! His name's a mouthful. Sounds like the type of **** my mate says when he's absolutely **** faced and no one understands a single thing he tries saying... Or maybe it's a case that when he's been drunk he's prophesied us signing the lad and none of us ever took any notice.
It's like nobody ever reads my summaries... Eden Hazard, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, N'Golo Kante, Riyad Mahrez, Dimitri Payet (before pigface talked him into leaving), Didier Drogba...
Everton close in on signing Theo Walnut. So now the **** Aaron Lennon will be team mates with the real Aaron Lennon. How ironic.
Reports are saying we've dropped our interest in Malcom, which is no doubt related to Bordeaux slapping a £45m asking price on him (and that's before the probability of a transfer auction breaking out)
The world can be divided into two groups. Those that don't get that joke, and the (getting smaller every day) group that do.
Which reminds me, did anyone see "we're doomed", the story of the making of Dad's Army? Well worth watching http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5145264/
