And we have now hit the point where The Onion would think it sounds improbable... https://kotaku.com/donald-trump-announces-successful-delivery-of-fictional-1821993977
"Heather Alexandra 1/11/18 1:51pm Did we also deliver some ****ing X-Wings to the Finnish air force. Wubadubdub 1/11/18 1:25pm He is the best at Call of Duty! Do not believe the fake news and haters that say he blows himself up with his own grenades! Also, now he is officially announcing the creation of the F-52 Fighter. It was totally real before now and just a secret. Make America Call of Duty again!"
Trump calling black African countries "****holes"! ...and still they won't kick him out.The USA will be at war with every country very soon,excluding Russia,of course.....
Donald Trump cancels February visit to UK - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42657954 TFFT!! His rationale - tweeted - is as bizarre and ludicrous as usual. But suppose we should be thankful for small mercies. And in other news from the White House, it seems Trump is still happy making open racist comments in formal meetings! Trump 'in crude Oval Office outburst about migrants' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42656433
Brace yourselves... http://nymag.com/daily/intelligence...e=fb&utm_medium=s3&utm_campaign=sharebutton-t
I dispute the claim he never wanted to be president. What I will claim is that the more likely it became, the more he realised that he would be subjected to a level of scrutiny on a scale/audience/regularity that his previous business "enterprises" should have been but never were. And that his previous slimy antics would not enable him to survive. So this is why you have the "fake news" regime etc.
I personally think the Trump 'plan' - for increased wealth and fame after defeat - has more of a ring of truth to it. Even if he had harboured those ambitions, there are too many minds around him who would have identified the risks of success. However, the updates on the embassy saga are just so ****ing typical of the man: blaming the Obama administration, when the decision was taken in 2008, by Dubya! What a thick twat he is!
Funnily enough, fellow dense twat Boris Johnson is trying to blame Labour for the trip being cancelled because something something putting US-UK relations at risk. Ed Milliband seems to have a much better suggestion...
So the story seems to be that Trump was just trying to promote his brand, and Hillary ran unopposed and lost.
The Government are rolling out the likes of Johnson and Michael Fabricant to throw some diversionary **** around, to try and help themselves and the Tangoed one out...... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Fabricant Fabricant is an ‘interesting’ character - in the book of archetypal Tory MP’s - whose best hope it appears is as a double for Justin Haywood (for those of us who remember the Moody Blues!)
Dominic Raab appeared on Question Time and claimed that the NHS has more beds than ever - or to put it more succinctly, housing minister Dominic Raab had the gall to appear on Question Time and blatantly lie to the British public and, as per usual with the BBC, he was not called out on his blatant lie. As anyone who has put the slightest bit of research into the matter will know, the number of beds available on the NHS in 2017 is half what it was thirty years ago (source: The King's Fund) in spite of the drastic increase in the UK's aging population in that period, which was clear for all non-liars to see over the Christmas period.
If you're a yakuza boss who's been on the run for 14 years, the dumbest thing you can do is walk around shirtless in case anyone happens to take a photo So when a local from the Thai village of Lopburi took this photo of a retiree playing chequers and posted it online, and the photo soon went viral, it wasn't long before it came to the attention of the Japanese authorities please log in to view this image It was soon discovered that this man was fugitive yakuza boss Shigeharu Shirai, who had been on the run for fourteen years after murdering the head of a rival gang, and prior to legging it to Thailand he was head of the Kodokai gang - which was one of the sub-groups of Japan's largest yakuza organisation, the Yamaguchi-gumi. And how did the Japanese authorities identify him? By his body art. Suffice to say, the next time his tattoos were seen in public the context was very different... please log in to view this image
I'm so upset that Donald will not be able to ride in the Queen's coach.I think there may be a Routemaster or two that hasn't been scrapped....
US ambassador still can't answer Netherlands' questions http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42657567 Yes, I know we’ve mentioned this before, but it’s worth repeating, not only for the pure comedy value, but also to focus on the incredibly dumb idea it was for Trump to follow through with this appointment as US Ambassador to the Netherlands after the idiots previous ‘fake news’ comments. Couldn’t have seen this reaction happening at all, could we? No Siree, Bob!!
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As ****’olegate gathers pace........ ‘Mr Trump insists he did not insult Haitians and appeared to deny calling any nations "****holes", as was reported, prompting a global outcry. Democratic Senator Dick Durbin said Mr Trump called African countries "****holes" and used "racist" language. But two Republicans present said they could not remember those comments. Senators Tom Cotton and David Perdue, of Arkansas and Georgia, said they heard the president "call out" what they described as "the imbalance in our current immigration system".’ Now, where I come from, that’s no denial - but definitely the words of individuals desperate to support their leader, but terrified that there is a tape of the meeting waiting to be released........... Will be even funnier if the case, as the Orange one has already Tweeted that ‘unfortunately there is no tape’ thinking that’s his Get-out-of-jail-free (again) Card.
An Arkansas senator sticking up for Trump.NO!!!!! Two Republicans in the same room "can't remember" what dipstick said? Really? Do you think they can remember their way home I wonder?
