United contact Sanchez

We had to play at night, it was proper middle of the desert.

 

and the odd John Barnes

 

Yep, well that's all you're likely to attract, these days, Tel.

Chodchompers.

 

Keeper pass me the ball and I would become Lothar Mattheus...couple of shoulder drops and I was Maradona, wanted to be Gazza but my mate Fatdog was always Gazza..then Boom...back of the net and I was celebrating like Batistuta.

My mate Blok was always Johnny Barnes btw.

 

It wasn't that funny Fossy, FFS!

 

... he's got a great record of scoring against the big teams (both domestically and internationally) ... far better than Lukspupu... could well be the difference between you finishing behind Citeh and .... finishing a little bit closer behind Citeh

Really hope we don't sell him tbh .... been fantastic for us

 

To those of us that don't bear an uncanny resemblance to Alan Carr and have our tongues stuck firmly up HIAG's bum ... was pretty funny ... and undoubtedly plausible, Rimsky

 

You got a crush on Alan Carr? You seem to mention him far too often and you're the first person ever to think I look like him.

This tells me you might fancy bumming him.

 

... I think that last line gives you away ... nice try but no thanks ... I've no desire to bum you

 

^^^^^ Refused to answer the question

 

^^^ Dumped but refusing to accept it ^^^

 

Thanks, Bro.

I knew you'd have my back on that one.

Bambi got a bit excited, there. Needed scaring off, back into the depths of the forest. You did a good job.

 

United won't be getting Sanchez, but it looks like they are making a big play for Vardy.

 

That's a shrewd move by Mourhino, as he'll pick up Vardy for peanuts.

 

I'm still chuckling mate

 

... watch and learn Quents .... we tend to make pretty big margins if we do decide to sell ... which is rare ...

 

^^^ Daft Fcuker answering his own drivel posts - forgot to swop his socks!! ^^^

 

Vardy to be back up for Lukaku

 

By Jove! I think Bambi has finally got it!