Weekend thread 2 of 52

I found an Alsation last week at the park and took him home.
Been looking about on the Gypsie forums and they have a dog fight meet this Saturday just off the A14.
I'll take chestnut along and see how he gets on against the pro dogs.
I've been teasing him all week and starving him so he'll be proper angry come fight night.

 

Weekend starts here for this idle bastard. Working from home today and tomorrow and Sunday are free for me to do as I wish. Mrs Dev is off to a Xmas do tomorrow night (I know) so I may fire up the big screen in the DevCave and watch Logan Lucky.

 

Funny how this one gets more likes than the fanny cake.

 

I was just wondering if cream comes out of the tip when you squeeze it.

 

* vegetarian

Vegans are raging *****poofs

 

My apologies my good man.

 

No worries. The haters on here like to label me as a vegan. ST is a vegan iirc, which explains his unquenchable thirst for semen.

 

Would a vegan eat semen? A normal one, not ST.

 

Got a fun weekend planned

Night off tonight, so going to get very very very drunk and might call Lain then hang up as soon as he answers. Strong chance of lots of drugs being involved too.

Off to Colchester with Olga tomorrow, plans got ruined last weekend due to a faulty server. My friend that lives there is very affluent, so will be champers and cocktails with nice food and the odd game of PES. He just ordered ****loads of weed off the dark web too, so looking forward to that.

Sunday will be spent working whilst eating pizza and getting very stoned.

 

Wife's birthday tomorrow so a wee trip down the east coast and stopping off for lunch at a posh hotel.

Sunday to be spent walking the hills, weather permitting.

 

What an utter uneducated spastic

 

* non-educated

 

Tonight will be spent polishing off my xmas presents. Grey goose in the freezer chilling nicely. I dare say that will lead to some rather fine domestic violence.

Saturday will be spent disposing of the evidence and breaking into the cellar of my house because some stupid cow has lost the key. I fear another good slapping being forthcoming and i don't mean of the intellectual kind.

Sunday will be a day of much needed rest unless of course she does something to annoy me which, lets face it os pretty likely.

 

Colchester is class.

 

I’ll probably complete Super Mario world on Sunday.

 

Can you see your reflection in your monitor?

 

Think so. They just get freaked out by anything that comes out of an animal.

They're a confused unhealthy bunch.

 

ethical

 

Monitor?

 

Off to watch my pub team, get slapped about by some Northern Monkeys, a bit like being Mrs Aldo for the afternoon.

A few beve's beforehand, just to numb the pain.

Will be going on my own as i have no mates and will be begging at the turnstiles for a ticket to get in, skint as per usual.

Then back to my room after the game if i can find my key for Vegan pizza.