United contact Sanchez

If we're going in for Sanchez we have to make sure we get him.

Can't be giving City fans another tallest floodlights situation.

 

City is the mercenary's club of choice in the modern game. Sanchez will go there.

It used to be United, but they have fallen way behind the pace. Hell! I think we're ahead of United, these days!

 

We both know the answer to that one, Bro.

Put your money back in your wallet, mate.

 

He's ****ing rubbish. Can't pass the ball 5 yards forward.

 

Spurs ahead of Utd? No ****ing chance

 

Can you not just have one day without going full ******?

 

I have it on good authority.

 

I have it on vhs.

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Tel, you have to stop this habit of yours of referring to anything that is intellectually superior to you as being "******ed."

Just because you cannot understand it, doesn't mean it's worthless. Vice versa, in fact.

Thanks, mate.

 

It's debatable, I'd say.

 

Yeah only you would though mate.

 

I think we both know the answer to that "Bro"

 

Only Quentin!

 

... you aren't even intellectually superior to plankton, Quents

 

Are we talking about the same club that was paying Harold Kane 80,000 and Deli 60,000? The only mercenaries they would attract would be Kamikazee ones.

 

Hiag, you have to stop this habit of yours of being a ******, just because you've never had a shag. The chances of it happening are very slim but unless you put an end to this type of behaviour you'll fail to even attract the 'bargain bin' type of girls which currently represent your only real chance in the market.

Cheers, pal.

 

Help is at hand for all the flannels of the world as he has ordered a sexbot.

 

Just watched @Matth_2014 YouTube vid on the subject, he doesn't think it'll happen.

 

We've been linked with ****ing Steptoe this morning, ffs we've got kids in the u-17's who'd run rings around that chodchomper.

 

Who's Steptoe? Vardy?