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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Fishing for likes. <ok>. :bandit:


    All the best for what you just were talking about. <cheers>
     
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  2. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Nope, hadn't noticed :bandit:


    PS... hope all is well mate <ok>
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Lovely news mate. Hope you're doing well ya like whore. <ok><hug>
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Can we unlike this now :bandit:
     
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  5. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    upload_2018-1-11_11-44-42.png ...... feel free
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The thing below was posted on LinkedIn. I'm sure it must have been dribs who posted it <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    *WORDS OF ELDERS* 1. “Beware of the naked person who offers you clothes! 2. “When one’s goat get missing, the aroma of a neighbor’s soup get suspicious”. 3. “The future belongs to the Risk takers, Not the Comfort seekers!" 4. “A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple!" 5. “The first person you think of in the morning, or last person you think of at night, is either the cause of your happiness or your pain!" 6. “Be careful who you trust! Salt and Sugar are both white!" 7. “Kindness is like butter, it works best when you spread it around!" 8. “The walls don’t only have ears, they now see!" 9. “Sometimes, you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fools who think they are fooling you!" 10. “If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where her prayer has not already been!" 11. “A harsh man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful, when her lips are closed!" 12. “No matter how long the night, the day is sure to come!" 13. “A woman’s greatest perfume is the fragrance of her man’s success!" 14. “A wise person knows that there is something to be learned from everyone!" 15. “It requires wisdom to understand wisdom". 16. "The music is nothing, if the audience is deaf”!
     
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  7. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Well that was a few of the worst feeling days I've had. Literally felt like I was being tortured. Spent last 2 days sleeping for 4 hours...waking up in delirious agony...taking pills then sleeping for 4 hours.

    Literally had to throw out my bedding and pillows today just soaked through.

    Weak to point of shaking today.... Throat and chest still ****ed, voice gone.

    Ordering a Madras and full works to burn the rest of this ****er out!
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    sorry to hear that mate. Its supposedly a rough dose. I avoided it luickly, just the cough but i manned up and didn't whine about it like greez used to <whistle>
     
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    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Man the **** up. Jebus!

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    Zanjinho Boom!
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    You disrespectful prick!


    RIP <rose>
     
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  11. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Lol...surely Having a big ol curry instead of chicken noodle soup is the epitome of manning up........oh...maybe the crying bit before hand....ok....fair enough lol
     
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  12. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Yeah, I appreciate the curry but you opted for a madras. You may as well had a pot of curry sauce from the chippy <doh>
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    What’s a curry dice.
     
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  14. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Even Matth doesn't alter comments anymore #childish
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It's like an Allardyce but made with spicy seasoning instead of cold and bitter lard.
     
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  16. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha!

    What a vindaloo? That's not a real curry.....

    I could just eat pickled chillies and save the poor chef the insult.

    A Madras done well is hot but you can actually taste the blend of spices it took time and effort to cook lol.

    Tbf though...my tongue isn't working so i didn't taste much anyway....
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Got a bit of a cold, fanny? <laugh>
     
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  18. DirtyFrank

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    You sound like a wo....you'll be saying "you should try childbirth and then come back to me"

    :emoticon-0130-devil
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No I won't.
     
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  20. DirtyFrank

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    Talk about menstrual cramps?
     
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