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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Alan is an anagram of anal, the son's mum loves anal, she loves a cock up her arse pmsl <laugh><ok>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    So the kid was conceived during anal sex Iain?

    I dinne think you thought that wan through ya stoopit taig.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    He also thinks he's from Winterfell. That guy is a ****ing fruitloop.

    Typical tim Tbf.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Thank **** I'm called Allan and ma da wisny dyslexic.
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No, but his mum loved anal, much in the same way she loved Easter. Just ask me if you need anything else explained <ok>
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Hi Mindy
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    SNP councillor:



    Couldnae make it up.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    If the post Brexit rush for Irish passports is anything to go by then he's correct.
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    No he's not.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    :laugh:

    I could set my watch by you.
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No you couldn't.
     
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  13. Toby

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    Is that because you're wrong most days?
     
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    Toby, Jan 11, 2018
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Did that make sense to you when you typed it? :laugh:
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jan 11, 2018
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    How could you set your watch 'by me'? Did that make sense?
     
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    Toby, Jan 11, 2018
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Yes, it means you are predictable.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jan 11, 2018
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    How could you set your watch by my posts? I only point out the posts you make that are complete bollocks.

    Are you wrong that regularly?
     
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    Toby, Jan 11, 2018
  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Hands up all those who want to be Irish.

    Nope naebody?

    The tims didne put their hands up because they already think their Irish.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Why do you see everything in purely literal terms? You do know what a metaphor is I take it?

    I'll explain. "Setting my watch by you" is a metaphor, maybe Google it if you don't understand the concept <ok>

    Happy to help.
     
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    Ahd prefer to do a speedy m7
     
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