Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

im gonna call the @Hoddle Is A God

 

With you on this ... no more time spent with the handbag flailing and pushy pushy stuff when there is anything controversial than going to the VAR

 

Don’t let your tongue get in the way.

 

I got to wondering where that name came from as it was quite witty. Knowing you’re a thick **** and the forums foremost plagiarist , I found this on IMDb;
667, Neighbor of the Beast (2006)
1h 15min | Comedy, Horror | 13 October 2006 (Portugal)
A family man becomes obsessed with his front door neighbor. Slowly he gives up work and forgets about anything asides his obsession.

What a brilliant synopsis of you!

 

And that thread was hilarious but there’s another in the making as you know.

 

That is HIAG nailed on right there

And given his rimming of anybody who he thinks is showing him
an ounce of support (even when they are taking the piss, Skylarker) then his other favourite ‘The human centipede’ seems very apt too.

 

Just saw this. Japanese striker has just signed a new contract at Yokohama FC, he turns 51 next month and is in his 33rd season as a professional footballer. Amazing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42645881

 

He was in the Chelsea U23 team until a few years ago.

 

Stanley Maothews.

I’m here all week.

 

He's just beaten Stanley Matthews record.

 

Hence his new politically incorrect nickname.

 

Sorry missed that, thought it was a typo.

To be fair, it was a bit of a **** joke, no offence like

 

And the feckers here all week too!

 

I think the general consensus of the professional pundits, this morning, is that Chelsea should walk the next round.

There is also a fair amount of concern for Wenger’s sanity.

I don’t know if you lads have picked up on any stories?

 

... some blokes in Cornwall have been busy rescuing seal pups

 

Sexbots have self lubricating vaginas

 

So does @The Ginger Ninja

The puthi 'ole

 

We all know the hole that doesn't self lubricate, care to share your pain?

 

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