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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Jan 10, 2018.

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would you bang a sexbot?

  1. sure, id ram some RAM

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  2. im a sick puppy that shouldnt be near any appliances

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  3. Im traditional, i like living beings

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  1. Skylarker

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    self-lubricating private parts which can be removed and put in the dishwasher.

    <rofl>
     
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    Get the wife to wash it up with the other **** you chuck in the sink.
     
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    I've got one too. The Mrs.
     
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    This thread gets freakier by the minute!..

    Should have known it would be something to do with Sucky! <whistle>
     
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    Wife?
    she will be disgarded like an old iphone3g
     
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    Chuck her in the man drawer.
     
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    Yep. Still got my old 3gS in a drawer.
     
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    These sexbots could also be used for educational and medicinal purposes like.....
    virgin practise sessions
    Foreplay practise sessions
    impotency
    acne
    ugly people tp name just a few and also people with sexually based mental issues like the socially awkward and gingers
     
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    Nsis the kinda niggah who cant move on from his ex
     
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    Done it twice, mate. Not recommended as it’s ****ing expensive!..
     
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    Keep your wife company in 25 yrs time!
     
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    I keep telling myself that it’ll be worth a lot of dosh one day and some divvy collector will pay a fortune for a bit of Apple memorabilia.

    Atm, it’s worth **** all though. :(
     
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    Reasons to get a sexbot #9,347
     
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    Yep, I probably won’t live long enough to be able to take advantage of the tech, once they’ve really developed it.

    But on a cost basis, it’s gotta be a flyer.
     
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    Well that was one interesting read ;)
     
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    It’s all that Sucky’s fault, Miss. He leads the rest of us astray!
     
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    LOL .... I'm still having trouble figuring out who everyone is

    .... do I know Sucky ?
     
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    Liverpool supporter! Lost cause, I’m afraid!..:tongue:
     
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    @The Ginger Ninja
     
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