SexBots

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@Spurlock


http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/13/looki...-are-5-sexbots-you-can-buy-right-now-6891378/


For those who have given up on the opposite sex, or just fancy something a bit novel, why not try a sexbot? Maybe the chat’s a bit boring, but at least they look like your favourite movie star – or even your ex (stalker alert).

For instance, one man in Hong Kong spent a fortune creating a robotic woman that looks like Scarlett Johansson for a bargain £34,000.

While you may be expecting a demure Pris from Blade Runner, or even a chiselled Gigolo Joe from AI, you may find what you ordered looks more like the love child of the sex doll off Only Fools And Horses and a Bratz figure.

However, in the near future, supposedly we’ll be begging our offspring to put us in a home, as realistic bots will eventually replace staff – and take care of our every need. Like in Westworld, entrepreneurs are looking into creating sexbot theme parks. And soon you will be able to 3D print your own. If you are willing to risk the dangers, here are six love machines that are available right now. And hurry – there seem to be a lot of sales on.

Just check you don’t get one that’s been returned…


1. Roxxxy Engineer-inventor Douglas Hines poses with his company’s ‘True Companion’ sex robot (Picture: ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images) Roxxxy’s been around the block a few times. Available since 2010, this sexbot comes with artificial intelligence, an articulated skeleton, and customisable hair, eyes and skin colour (as well as other bits). She is linked wirelessly to the internet, enabling her to email her owner and receive software updates. Roxxxy is so realistic, she even has a heartbeat and circulatory system – thanks to sensors. And the company promises the doll’s personality can be altered ‘so she likes what you like, and dislikes what you dislike’. £7,735, truecompanion.com

2. Harmony Harmony is the thinking man’s ‘love doll’. Turn up her intellectual setting and she will recite poetry or crack jokes. She will remember your favourite food, films and music, and is programmed to be witty and charming. However, more sinister is the fact you can dumb her down and shape her personality from 18 traits – even jealous, moody, or ‘frigid’. And she has 42 different nipple options, if you so require, as well as an optional transgender penis extension. In fact, her ‘usable’ parts can be put through the dishwasher. £4,000, realdoll.com

3. Rocky (Picture: Liberty Antonia Sadler for Metro.co.uk) Sexbots for women and gay men are harder to find than Mr Right. There are plenty of ‘love dolls’, that come with a range of penis sizes, from limp or small (6in) to X-large (11in). However, when I tried contacting the manufacturers, to discover whether these dolls do anything other than just lie there and think of England, I am met with a wall of silence. Hmmm. Paying £5,000 for a shop dummy isn’t my idea of fun. MORE: TECH Creepy hackers can secretly eavesdrop on your private WhatsApp group chats, experts claim Why is Ripple price going down and Ethereum rising? Cryptocurrencies compared The best time to post on Instagram on each day of the week to get the most likes The nearest I got to finding a bona fide male sexbot is Rocky, which you can pre-order. However, there is no picture on the site, not even of Sly Stallone. When I contact the makers, I do get a response – promising that an ‘updated’ Rocky is, er, in the pipeline. When I ask for details, or even whether you can buy the original Rocky, I am again met with the familiar silence. Still, If you want to risk £7,750 of your hard-earned wonga on a promise, just visit True Companion.

4. Samantha (Picture: RUPTLY) Samantha is for the caring lover. Designed to respond to kisses, she ‘orgasms’ when you hit her g-spot – and develops a headache when you don’t (OK, I made that last bit up. However, she does have a sleep mode). Samantha also has sisters, in fashion or fitness versions. But you’d better hurry, as there’s a sale on. From £2,500, syntheaamatus.com

5. Cow Kylie (Picture: Cascade) If you’re on an budget, and pneumatic blondes are your thing, why not head to Dublin where, for just £88, you can enjoy an hour of (silicone) passion. Or check out the company’s only sexbot dating agency – Lumidolls. However, if you don’t fancy sloppy seconds, you can buy your own bot. Doing their bit for Europe, all LumiDolls are certified by the EU. But they are not for the sensitive lover. Some of her sisters have ‘cow’ versions – featuring overly large breasts. Big-knockered Kylie, for instance, currently has 18% knocked off the price. From £1,500, lumidollsstore.com.


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... and you just happened to have that 'handy'

 

yes it was in my bookmarks right next to this https://realbotix.com/

 

A ****ing grand?

Any of you can have me for the night for a doner kebab and a bottle of malibu

 

malibu £18
kebab £7

18+7= £25 per night

£25 x 7 = £175 per week

£175 x 4 = £700 per month

sex bot one off payment of a grand means your expensive as ****

 

Do it twice a week and you can have me for the year

Also, 7 quid a ****ing kebab?

 

Yeah bout 7 or 8 quid for a large doner round my way

 

Bout the same for large Donna round my way too

 

As long as it has a mute button.

 

You won't need one luv, just download the "silent selina" personality app.

Or put ya cock in her mouth maybe?

 

My name is Donga too

 

He'd try fiddling with it to try and get Radio 2.

 

sophia the sexbot would be one girl you wouldnt have to worry about turning on

she comes with a remote

 

^^^^^

Welsh slapper

 

ill have me some scarlett johansson sexbot

they can make me a yovanna ventura one fo sho!!

 

Was watching Total recall (the old one) a while ago, anyway it got me thinking

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what say you?

is this something you could get jiggy with?

 

Sucky has done waaaaaaay too much research into this

 

mate this **** is the future im tellin ya!
ill give it 25 years tops before shagging sexbots is just standard living.

im way ahead of my time tbh

 

@Spurlock cos i know he loves drake

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