Luvgonzo's train thread

Very true....I tried a Kindle...it's not the same as a book. Books got soul.

 

I'm happy to leave most things behind like DVD, vinyl, Cd's but not books. I have a small collection of the ones I really love. And no they're not copies of Razzle and Playboy.

 

And say that you haven’t told anybody before cos look what happened last time!...

 

Exactly

 

Nobody would expect the second coming of Christ on a commuter train in South Wales. It's the perfect foil

 

It's not really an inspirational story for the 2nd coming.

God. You have to go.
Son. But I don't wanna, they gonna **** with me.

 

Readers Wives? One of my faves

 

Exactly.

 

Yeah, but they might start expecting miracles! You know, like the train running on time every day - that sort of thing that mere humans can’t do!

 

He appeared in a ****hole last time, too. Probably tough finding three wise men and a virgin bride, though.

 

Between Newport and Swansea ? Not a chance.

 

If I was the 2nd coming I'm not wasting my time on sorting the trains out.

 

The 3 wise men came from somewhere else if I remember correctly? The Virgin thing is gonna be an issue though.

 

**** that world peace bollocks, people just want their train to arrive on time. Start small and then work your way up

 

Strictly speaking it was an unspecified number of foreigners from the east. English in this case then, I guess?
As for the other thing: https://www.virgintrains.co.uk/train-to/north-wales

 

I'd start with retiring then the trains won't matter.

 

A man with a plan, you're hired I need disciples.

 

Selfish ****. As the second coming, you're supposed to be the saviour of humankind.

 

Yeah but you ****ers are gonna string me up if I start sorting things out, what would be the modern version of crucifixion? Probably end up in Guantanamo being water boarded.

 

Fair point fella. Probs best to just stay incognito for now