I just saw a huge ****ing spider in my room and it crept into a corner and now I can't find it. I don't want to be surprised at night with a ****ing spider in my mouth. What do I do. I will not sleep until I have killed the ****.
Kill the ****. Don't listen to Zinc, he knows **** all, he's a moron. Now, it's war. Man Vs Nature. Human Vs Spider. Mammals Vs Arachnids. Vertebrates Vs Invertebrate. Two legs Vs Eight. Search for the Spider, and make sure it is destroyed. Use whatever you can, but make sure it's dead. Make a homemade flame thrower out of a Deodrant can and a lighter, burn the little ****, burn him. Then, make sure he's dead by stamping on him around eight times. THEN, put his corpse in the Microwave and put him on for about twenty minutes, before burying his little body 30 feet underground in a Titanium reinforced Concrete bunker under the Saharran Desert. Act quick, you might not have much time.
Exactly what I was looking for , champion! I have tracked the ****flap down and have him singled in a corner. However the not so gutsy bastard won't budge so I have sprayed his location with toilet scent whatever the **** it's called spray. No movement as of yet but anxiously awaiting the cheeky devil's next move. I must always be one step ahead of the bastard. I will be waiting for him with an electric racket in my hand. There will be blood. Whose blood remains to be seen , if you don't hear from me in the next 24 hours , send the ambulance to my place. Here I go.
We need more brave men like you in this Country. The cowards are the ones that leave the Spider taking liberties on their turf. It's not happening. Show it who the dominate species is.
