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Off Topic This is the time I like to call the 'gentlemen' hour

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Chappaz, Jun 15, 2011.

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  1. Smudger

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    It's impressive is what it is.


    Anyone got a link to the article where you guys made the mackem leave? <laugh>
     
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  3. Sir Bobby

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    Glad someone can appreciate it for what it is: a very tasteful porn film. The one in the middle has cracking tits and the end one has a peachy arse. Add in a bloke and a story line and you're looking at something very classy for the porn industry
     
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    <ok> Oooh yes. I totally agree. Sublime porn. They're making spin off's aswell.
     
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  6. TheLittleGeordie

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    yes the sequal may be right up your street Sir Bobby
     
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  7. P.T.N

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    I think Tash could make some decent amatuer porn with Girlzilla, and that fancy camera of his. Would suit him down to the ground. He'd be getting attention, and would also be able to give us all an account of his opinions/ratings of sed porn.
     
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  8. Smudger

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    Well I'm off for now gents, getting late.
     
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    Amazing really, that MackemsRule guy is just as crazy. They could have had an impromptu go at some of the Newcastle fans who were taking the piss, but they went straight for the ones who were having a reasonable discussion and made themselves look very stupid.

    Ciao!
     
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  10. P.T.N

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    Ive just given up. Whats the point. That chap obviously hates Newcastle so much. He doesnt even notice what a pleb he is being.
     
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  11. Amnesiac

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    Take a bow GeordieBootBoy
     
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  12. skalpel

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    <laugh>

    Anybody seen Cannibal Holocaust? I remember expecting it to be disgusting for it's cannibalism, but there was far more rape and animal mutilation in the film. Pretty horrible ****.
     
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  13. Amnesiac

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    Weren't that banned for a while? Wanted to watch it but never got round to it.
     
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  14. skalpel

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    Yeah its banned in loads of countrys still I think, because the animal killings were real. Also, right after the film was finished he had the main actors contracted to go into hiding for several months so it looked like they were actually dead. It was so convincing that he was taken to court over their murder <laugh>.
     
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  15. Amnesiac

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    Yeah, he had to prove in court it was all special effects with how they killed the people. Killing animals is a bit grim though.
     
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  16. skalpel

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    Yeah it was pretty awful, what they did to the turtle and the monkey had me pretty disgusted especially. Needless.
     
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  17. Amnesiac

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    Not even gonna ask what happened.
     
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  18. biggeordiedave

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    Evening gents.

    Me and my manager (Boro fan) were talking tonight, and came up with our 'currently playing ex-player' teams. Loaned players allowed. Here's mine;

    Given

    Beye - Bassong - Enrique

    Ab. Faye

    Milner - Parker - Emre

    Bellamy - Rossi/Carroll - N'Zogbia

    Needs work I think.

    Anyone got any ideas?
     
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  19. Smudger

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    Pretty good effort. Just would make two changes I think.

    - - - - - - - - - Given
    Beye - Woodgate - Bassong - Enrique
    Milner - - Parker - - Emre - - N'Zogbia
    - - - - - -Rossi
    - - - - - - - - - -Carroll
     
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  20. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    No Tiote? <yikes>

    **** that!
     
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