Dedicated thread for @luvgonzo to tell us about his train journies... What will happen first, him uploading a pic of a hotty or him getting punched up? This is the place to find out.
Busy tonight, not much to report. There's a fella with crazy eyes, thought I was being a twat and he's blind but no stick or dog so he's fair game. Eyes are all over the place like that Nooky Bear puppet.
Busting to take a photo of this but no way I can. Girl sat opposite me has a Parker on with a furry hood she then has a matching furry hood headband thing on and then bright red hair in a bun on top. Looks like a prolapse anus coming out of a dog's arse.
If you googled the local Orpington or Bromley South newspapers in around 1995 you'll probably find it.