If I was going to get run over by a bus then I'd stay in bed that day. Simple avoidance tactic really. Like covering your ears and screaming "La, la, la" when being told off by your mam.
The bus will get hijacked by some jihadi terrorist who in his attempts to avoid security services drives it down your street, hits the kerb which makes the bus fly up to Bedroom level height......
They won't. They've been punching above their weight for years, they'll drop down and be alright, provided Jamie Waltham doesn't try anything daft.
GRAVITY......... You know it’s coming.... if you need confirmation next time Hull Fair comes go and see madame Rose Lee...
Her caravan got hit by a low flying bus which happened to be taking a short cut and was off route. Chances of that eh?
Doesn't really matter who we get next round, home or away, 'cos we know that at some point we'll get knocked out by Arsenal. It's in the rules.
I’ve listened to Burns and Swan hundreds of times, for many of which I was sitting with them in the press box. How ****ter Viking is has zero impact or relevance whatsoever on how **** they are. It’s like saying John Moore was alright because he wasn’t as bad as David Jones.
| Nigel Adkins on today's #EmiratesFACup win at @Rovers: "It was good. Blackburn are a good side and in the first half we played some exquisite football, we just missed that final bit of putting the ball in the net." #BLAHUL Exquisite...