Why would Wembley's janitor want to let anyone use his cupboard. That makes absolutely no sense, Tel.
^^^ rattled to Kingdom ****ing come Mate you're the one who spins this bullshit in the first place, we just mock you until you crack. Think about it
HIAG mate, I think this tragic **** up thread is best summed up for you as thus: please log in to view this image + please log in to view this image + please log in to view this image = This flounce off thread
Could this have gone any worse for HIAG? I'm just waiting for the news that he tripped up on the way to his VW Bora and smashed out 7 teeth.
Weren't you hungover the night you got stuffed by Man City as well? Need to mix around your alibi's mate.
I can’t believe you lot fall for this stuff. I can hardly keep a straight face reading it and some of you are trying to dissect it forensically as if some of it is factual. Quite enjoyed the match last night despite the result. The Hammers fans singing “we’ve only had one shot” after they’d taken the lead was amusing. Mike Dean is the ****test ref around, much too bad to cheat, so Wenger is right out of order.
Nobody is falling for it, hence the piss taking. Not sure how that’s flown over your head to be honest
But he only does it to make you respond......what we could reall do with is someone who reacts by posting similar flights of fantasy in reply and the thread would become an Eddie Izzard monologue.
I don't very often drink so much to get hungover, these days, Burly. My Chelsea-supporting, mansion-owning mate does like to drink, so I'm generally going to get drunk whenever I go over and stay. Normally, |I stick to the wine or the cider, but last night I had a proper old cocktail, and it seriously ****ed me up. I've had band rehearsal tonight, and I feel a lot better.
Would be quite funny to read I suppose. It was the ‘falling for it’ part I was questioning though as clearly the piss taking demonstrates that nobody is
