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Liverpool News: Coutinho swap deal claim, Lemar talks underway, Sanchez deal backed
Liverpool are keen on a player-plus-cash deal for Philippe Coutinho, with Barcelona star Andre Gomes heading to Anfield.

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Liverpool are in talks with Monaco over a deal for Thomas Lemar

 

Nah. They only legalised tattoos less than 20 years ago... And alcohol consumption on Sundays 10 years ago.

Gambling is still illegal (unless it's the government run lottery )

South Carolina is always the last to move with the times. North Carolina might legalise pot in my lifetime but I'd be surprised if South Carolina did

 

Sensible septic twat

 

Hope a little better than the swap deal Rafa got with Owen... What was it, £8mil and Nunez?

 

Oh noes. Snow is coming this way.

An inch of accumulation expected. Looks like everything will be shut down for a week.

 

Didn't snow. Weathermen told lies again.

If I had a dollar for every time a weatherman lied about snow the last few weeks...

... I'd be able to buy something off a fast food value menu.

 

did it rain?

its virtually impossible to tell really as a forecast. a lot of newer weather systems claim they can but really they are opt

 

Blue skies... Sunny.

Just cold.

 

And now here's Milk with the weather ...

 

It's cold here.

 

that's a major miss then.

 

Yeah... 50 miles from here in almost every direction they got between 1 and 3 inches... Clouds just left a big gap over my city for some reason.

 

Jesus Loves you.

 

Nah. He must love one of my neighbours

 

Give all your neighbours big hugs....unless they are men....might incurr some southern Lordy wrath

 

You got any heavy industry or heat sources?

I know that if you have a lot of heat vented like steam or whatever you can affect it.

 

Medium-large city in middle of nowhere. We do have urban heat island effect.

I'll invite Biscan to hug the men for me.

 

I have done a 12 match accumulator on the FA cup games for a laugh, only £2. Odds are 150+ to 1. Knowing my luck the first match will go down and ruin the fun

 

Cup games are a nightmare to predict as you don't know what sides teams will put out and there are always "shocks". May as well just pick randomly

 

I will have you know I studied each game, paying particular attention to the previous 12 years F A Cup performance of each team. Noting how often they had played weakened sides in the F A Cup. Then using a formula of my own creation I accounted for the number of managers each team had employed over the same 12 year period in comparison to their win ratio.

I then used chaos theory equations to allow for the element of chance.

After doing all the above for each team in each match I placed a thick bandage over my eyes and stuck a pin in the fixture list at random 12 times.

I can't lose I tell you!