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Rangers v Celtic

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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Football Songs in the EPL:

    - AAAAAARSEN-AAAAAAAAL (repeat), also sung by 19 other teams.
    - When The Saints/Spurs/Potters, sung by every team.
    - DOES WHAT HE WAAANTS, DOES WHAAAT HE WAAAANTS. Sung by all 20 teams.
    - Nigel versions of The Billy Boys, minus any controversial lyrics. Sung by most teams.

    That's about it. Mind, normally you can't hear any songs because there's nothing being sung. Too busy felching and eating prawns.

    FTP WATP GSTQANDTHEIRA
     
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  2. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    **** takes carrot batons to a fitba game?
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Vegans?
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  5. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I forgot. Meat eaters don't eat vegetables <doh>

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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I have one of those with Neil Lennon and Ally McCoist.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING". Another classic chant by the world's most boring fans
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    And it’s insert team name
    Insert team name FC
    And they’re by far the greatest thing
    The world has ever seen!

    Absolute pish ^^
     
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  9. Patience

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    Some Nigel **** from London on twitter going "Yeah, but sectarianism innit".

    Aye, I'll take that over marauding coons, knife attacks, acid attacks, and mad bastard jihadis mowing ****s down at 50mph in 10-ton trucks :cheesy:
     
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  10. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Verse: Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea
    Chorus: Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea
    Verse: Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea
    <repeat chorus>
     
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    No sectarianism
    No party
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

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    More football gans get dawn raided in Scotland than jihadists in the whole UK

    Fact
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Lols at the bitter Jocks <rofl>

    You ****s have a singalong because the footy you paid to watch is so ****ing dire.

    'Oh but your club died years ago'

    Top bantz
     
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  14. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Aye, that's the reason you Nigels (inc. poncy French Nigels) don't sing at games. Too busy being entertained <rofl>
     
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  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You're a Celtic fan. Your supporters sing songs about Direland. I'd rather sit in silence tbph.
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    :emoticon-0159-musicWe hate Jimmy Hill. He's a ****. He's a poo...if:emoticon-0159-music
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    1062 pages about Scottish fitba that every Nigel in here has contributed to.

    Aye including Toby, frequently.

    Aye Scottish football is dire. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  18. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    We might not have good players, highly technical football, goal line technology or billions from Sky or BT but...

    ...actually, that's pretty depressing. Thank **** for bigotry, banter and the Billies deluding themselves every time they scrape a win or draw.
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I like bigotry
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Billies :emoticon-0136-giggl

    ST never fails to gay up the place <laugh>
     
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