Bring Back The Death Penalty?

I'll mutilate your fanny ****o

Make it look like a punched lasagne

 

Still living in a fantasy world? How's your cuban restaurant, your property empire and your son that works for NASA doing?

 

Just doing the properties now, thanks for asking

My lad did his GCSEs and was in the too 1%, thanks for asking

Just bought a pup too

 

On a separate note tobester you could make dd look a **** if you didn't lose your rag. He spouts ****e and you fall for it

****ing 6 years of uni and you learnt **** all

 

Try that again in English please?

 

Let me try it with an olgaesque accent to help you

Tobeee you no mad with si and him easy

Tobeeee vy yoo 6 yers for degree?

 

Nope, still doesn't make any sense.

I thought you were a teacher?

 

"Were" being operative word, how is that relevant to olgas accent?

So 6 years to do a 3 year degree? Wtf tobee?

 

Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world - Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not, accept this.

Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that Australia does not exist.

@Odious Turd @ eddie

 

I am prepared to accept the above thoughtful, balanced and highly likely proposition as long as I can be satisfied that there exists a very tasteful version of 'Stock, Aitken and Waterman' who have constructed (?) such cool beat combos as Midnight Oil, The Church and Powderfinger.

If the author is including the two large islands across the Tasman Sea in his proposition I must add an admiration for The Mutton Birds who must also have been produced by fair means or foul (pun intended)!

 

I had to put the freak on ignore Tobes after his recent claim that I bottled out of a meet up with him in Bradford or Stoke or some hell hole even after he offered an all expenses trip to visit his 8 bedroom house complete with groundsman .

It's painful reading his crap about disabled children and God putting homosexuals and dinosaur bones on earth to test our faith.
If I thought he was on the wind up it would be quite amusing but he's genuinely mentally ill.

 

The **** is ****ing loopy.

 

**** up ya dick

 

Pics of son please.

WATP

 

Wtf4 m9?

I did say he did well in GCSE so that's about 9 years too old for ye

 

I've always said the exact same thing about St Albans.

 

I’ve been there too

 

But you haven't, Turdster.

St Albans is your personal Brigadoon.

 

**** you Dan, **** YOU

 

So you ponce horse tips and have a **** taste in music - no need to criticise me.