Just Had To Call The Gimp Of The Office!!

Some **** didn't get paid for afew days & was in tears about his credit rating, went to have it out with his boss there & the pair of ****ters started slapping each other. It was more like tickling to be honest.

The pair of them (Colin & Justin we call them) probably had boners the pair of queerhawks.

Colins already got a cabin to himself because of his 'sleep walking' which leads him in to the other guys bunk.

**** was I getting involved. Justin looks like he styles his hair with semen (his lovers I bet) & Colin gets erections at the sight of a man.

Got on the phone & called the office gimp to sort it out.

FFS it was like watching a ****ty boyband prancing round a stage the way these gaylords were prancing about.

After a couple of minutes I had no choice but to set the ****s on fire & chuck em in the north sea.

Pack of ****s

 

Where will it end?!?!

 

i knew exactly what this would say before i read it, but i still laughed ouut loud

nice one brum

 

Got a cabin to myself this trip. "****Fest"

 

i think you'll find the term is "****-palace"

 

footering lodge would be apt also

thrash nest also

 

footering lodge. That stwice you've used the word footering lately bollo.
Well done!!!!

 

Tis a grand word though RD

 

Tis indeed one of the best bollo

 

I had a dream once where I was getting ****ed by a woman who had that "Crab hands" deformity

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takes gettin crabs to a whole new level

 

I remember waking up and thinking "I suppose it wouldn't be too bad"

 

evr had a dream ur givin urself a BJ?

 

interesting, i feel i may ponder this one at length.

 

oh **** not this again

 

Nope, but there was a guy I went to school with who swore he could suck his own boaby.