Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Where's Minge to tell us all how the champions are 0-0 up at half time?

 

Anyway maitland-Niles. Dude is so clam on the ball. Looks like he’s been playing in there for years. Lad is only 19 years old.

 

Here he is.

Hi mate.

Do you have a bowl of crispy goose fannies and a few singha to enjoy the match with?

 

Good game of football although we need to show more in front of goal. From that perspective I’ve been disappointed at not converting the many chances to score. All to play for!

 

What's his actual position?

 

What you laughing at? He's too deep, dribbling to nowhere and not involved in the right areas.

 

Leo’s mate, that Singha ****e tastes soapy and I’ve substituted the goose fannies for pakoras.

 

He can play Fullback, DM or on the Wing. Think we're still finding his best position, but he's done well as a fullback when he's played recently.

 

He's not watching, thinks Hazard is playing well.

 

You're gonna love Naby Keita, I can tell

 

He's a full back mate.

 

Our owners bought everyone a beer on Monday.

Cans of Singha, had one sip and dumped it. ****ing horrendous stuff.

 

I’m in the corporate box mate, middle seat on the sofa, feet up on the **** so he won’t be posting till after the game. Get down Quentin.

 

I prefer Hendo... Captain ******ic

 

Soapy as fcuk.

 

Have you been drinking it in the bath?

 

England have some excellent young defenders. Your lad. The Spurs Lad. Gomez and Alexander-Arnold at Liverpool. Lad at Everton too. That's just off the top if my head so there's plenty of others.

 

Don’t have a bath mate.

 

Like I just said, he can play fullback, DM or on the wing.