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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    klopp must be been a VERY good boy this year.
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Either that or Santa slept with a big smile on his face last night.

    Was there something sticky in Klopp's beard at the.press conference?
     
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  3. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    I reckon milk can bypass £75m with his life time supply of milk
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    need to do maths on that.

    how many points a day so you use?

    :)
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Dec 27, 2017
  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I actually consume very little milk. Don't eat cereal, don't drink milk. Only use milk for baking, or making cheese sauce.

    A lifetime supply of milk for me isn't much... Now the kids go through about a gallon (US gallon not UK gallon) a week.
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Nobody knows what a gallon is, either USA or uk version...
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    ... Kids...
     
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    Zanjinho Boom!
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    About 7 or 8 pint isn't it?
     
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    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Think its 8
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    A quart is what's sold in stores so it must be about 8 pints.


    How much is a quart of milk.... milk?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    In the US it is 2 pints. Can't remember if same in UK. I know liquid measurements are different at some point once you get above a pint.

    I was a child of the 80's we learnt gallon, etc, but never used them. Transition was just about over to metric for most things by then. Think need the old fogies on here to say.
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Ok. Googled it. Gallon is 8 pints everywhere. In UK, Canada, and almost everywhere except US... A pint is slightly larger than the US (US pint is only about 80% size of UK pint).
     
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    Cause they can't handle their beer but don't want to admit it .
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I ****ing do <ok>
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I think most people over 35 should. Only those damn millennials that didn't have to at least learn both systems. <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'm pretty sure both my daughters know what a pint is and how many there are in a gallon and quart. I understand they're millenials, whatever the **** they are <laugh>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I have no doubt you raised your daughters to understand what a pint is. <ok>
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    i forgot to actually calculate this

    say you use 2 gallons of milk a week
    =16 pints a week.
    @ 50p a pint (tescos)

    = £8 a week in milk

    75million divided by 8 = 9.375million weeks or 180,288 years

    so vvd is a little bit more expensive than a lifetimes supply of milk.
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    2 gallons a year isn't much. :bandit:
    "9.375million weeks or 180,288 weeks." Those numbers are not the same.
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    thanks

    <grr> fixed now
     
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