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Chief's big fat thread of fitness

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Jan 1, 2018.

  1. Okay. Here's the score.

    I agree with Chef, that we have to consider build when getting the low down on this fitness malarkey.

    I'm 18 stones, but you have to take into account that I'm 6'4" and most of that is muscle. The rest is bone.

    I'm aiming to add another stone... of muscle.

    Time to hit the Olympic deadlifts and see if I can crack 20 reps with 400 lbs.

    Wish me luck, lads!
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> When you were telling us that you were Tyler the bare knuckle boxing barrister, you were 6'2"
     
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    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh>

    Basically you're Anthony Joshua.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Exactly the same. Except he's white, 5'8" with balding grey hair, in his early 50's and with a pot belly




    and isn't a boxer.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I think that one from him was a bit weak, I'm not gonna chomp cos I'm hoping this thread becomes something decent and not another HIAG battering.
     
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    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Nah, he's a fat bird on the way to MacDonalds
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Quick go get Billy.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    True dat. Would be nice to have a thread without HIAG dribbling his utter ****e all over it.
     
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  10. I was too modest to say, but...
     
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  11. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    #RattledToFcuk!
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'm right aren't I HIAG ?
     
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  13. Come of it, Tel!

    That had you gurgling like a drain.

    Admit it, for once, mate.
     
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  14. Nope.
     
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    I'm very close though aren't I ... Maybe 5'9" ?

    The rest is spot on though.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh>

    Nah sorry mate.
     
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    5’ 6” Fat balding grey haired spinster.
     
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  18. The trouble with you, Pix, is that you never believe a word I say.
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I'd believe you if you said you were going to dive under a moving train. Well it would be wishful thinking really.
     
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    That's because you're full of **** mate <ok>
     
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