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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    @Zanjinho, I was messing with our Amazon Dot today. Tried asking her several jokes to see if she knew the punchline.

    Finally, I asked her "Alexa, what do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?"

    She responded "I'm, sorry, I'm still learning about rabbit westerns."

    One of my favourite cases of Alexa mishearing me. I want to see a rabbit westerns now.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Dec 30, 2017
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Got a Google Home from Santa and it keeps talking **** to me.

    Quite funny though and the kids love it.
     
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    Skylarker, Dec 31, 2017
  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Didn't realise they'd got into house building. Is it white, red, blue, green and yellow ?!
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    White but it changes colour. Mad **** but good tech
     
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  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Happy new year you lot <ok>
     
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    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Happy One you bunch of lovely feckers...
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I programmed my Amazon Alexa to say "Congratulations, let's party" every time I tell it I pooped.
     
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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    When my Mrs says Hey Google it replies 'get back in the kitchen
     
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    Skylarker, Jan 1, 2018
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Had an Echo for more than a year, it is very good as long as you adapt to it and use the programmes/apps it likes.
     
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    luvgonzo, Jan 2, 2018
  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Must have been standing near a very deep cave.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jan 2, 2018
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    South Wales.
     
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  12. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    LFC fans call for Defender to be sacked after he admits assaulting girlfriend
    Jon Flanagan today pleaded guilty to assaulting his girlfriend in court.

    The Liverpool defender admitted hitting Rachael Wall 03:20 GMT in Duke Street, in Liverpool city centre, on 22 December. BBC News has claimed that the 25-year-old will be sentenced later this mo
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Can't see how his career will progress now. He's hit a Wall.
     
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    <laugh>..............<doh>
     
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    Something tells me those fans wouldn't be so keen to have Salah sacked if had done the same thing. Social media is full of idiots.
     
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    luvgonzo, Jan 3, 2018
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    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Probably wouldn't be sacked from most regular jobs for it either (unless he ems up in prison but that's a given irrelevant of occupation)
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    To be fair, I called for Suarez to be sacked over the first bite. <ok>









    ...Of course I would take him back now.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I see cannabis is being legalised in California. Are the Carolinas to be next, swiftly followed by the Cheese? <laugh>
     
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