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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    sounded more like a fanny fart from being rogered too much..<laugh><laugh>
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I bet Sunderland will be like a ghost town tonight. All those glum faces after having lost again. Oh dear.
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    unlike the Bigg market with Dorothy

    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    ^^ Red and white, load of shyte :afro:

    Ee up, Barnsley, get into them, they're easy <laugh>
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It looks like the villag of the damned at the best of times mate.
     
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    Mackems have been Barnsley chopped and are now...

    Sunderland Under Burton.
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    In a couple of weeks they will be out of the cup and bottom of the league. And then they will have even more empty seats. Love it.
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Mackems have been under Burton more times than Elizabeth Taylor.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jan 1, 2018
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    Come in Pot, this is Kettle. Colour check. Over
     
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    GeordieHalfbreed, Jan 1, 2018
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Looks like Action Man has legged it. He's gone to change from his khakis into his pink pinny.
     
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  11. jimileysbaldhead

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    Where was that, McDonald's?
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

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    <laugh> pmsl
     
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  13. jimileysbaldhead

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    Is that military jargon for having one off the wrist?
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

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    <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Oi Woger, I'm building an idiot....can I borrow your brain? <laugh>
     
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  16. Makemstine Roger

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    if your brain were 80% better you would be labeled an idiot
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Reel 'em in.
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    you should know you have ****ed more squadies than a Thai gay boy
     
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    you couldn't reel in your tampax
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Howayyyyyyyyyy Boro <party>
     
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