Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

You know that you're now in the Pded for making that comment

 

Taking birthday kid and family out for dinner
Enjoy bringing in 2018 guys

 

All the best to you and yours fella

 

I have Champagne in the fridge.

 

Is that an euphemism for having a finger of fudge stuck up your arse ?

 

How does that even work, Pix?

It means what it says, mate.

I have Champagne in the fridge.

It's chilling, ready to be cracked open at the stroke of Midnight.

 

Just heard that you got confused about what to do with a dildo once

Anyway mate. All the best to you and yours for 2018

 

Bit lenient considering he's a well known ****er.

 

Raging all the way above you fecking hopeless yids. How rattled are you!

 

You, too, mate.

 

I think it’s all bollocks personally, had it have been above the nipple line it would have definatly been actionable. When I was playing that was par for the course at corners n such. We were taught to stand on people’s toes when you backed into them so to turn them easy also punch them in the small of the back when jumping up for headers. Some of the pussies on here think that **** started with the advent of the premier league.

 

i don't get the ball to hand / hand to ball baloney.
Doesn't matter whether it is intentional or not - if ball & hand come together, it is a foul & inside box it is penalty.
It is the defending team's responsibility to have their hand away from ball.

If ball hits a player and goes out of play - do they look for intention to award the ball??

On that sense - I want the rules to be rewritten.

 

This shows you have no understanding of the game Stan. The rules state if an arm or hand is used to deflect or intentionally deflect a ball in play a foul should be awarded.. if a player deliberately does any of the aforementioned it and goes out of play it would still be a bookable offence and a free kick awarded.

Stick to gridiron football Stan you are out of your depth.

 

I meant if a ball hits opp player (Not in hand ) and goes out of play - refs don't look for intention before awarding throw in or corners to the other team.

Why different when it is a penalty and handball??

I know my rules and love my games. You don't have to advise which one is better for me.

 

If it doesn’t hit a hand or arm how the **** can it be intentional? Players can use all manner of the bodies to exit a ball.

 

FFS, lets take an example.

Salah s facing away from Hazard. Hazard kicks against Salah's leg and ball goes out.
Corner to Chelsea.

Even though it is not Salah's intention to put the ball out.

Same rule should apply for handball within box or outside box.
It should be Defender's responsibility to hide his hand away from ball.

You cannot prove intention even for stamps and elbows. How the fcuk you can prove intention for handball.

Professional players are professional liars (cheats) worse than lawyers. no gamesmanship.
rules should be black and white.

 

Glad we agree that solanke tried to handball it in the other week

 

Just re watching puncheons tackle. Was it really that bad? An orange card maybe. He comes in high but its from the side and kind kdb goes over it. Its only cause kdb was injured afterwards.

I thought danns one on kdb earlier was far worse as he collides right into him head on without even playing the ball

 

Stan, if you are shooting at goal and a players arm/hand stops or deflects the ball from its given direction and the players arm/ hand is away from the body most refs will give this. The only rider being if the ball is travelling fast from point blank range the player wouldn’t have time to think about cheating. A lot of refs won’t give that but a few might.