Alexis Sanchez gloved hands pointing where his team-mates should send the ball, like he is directing busy directing planes taxiing into land at Heathrow.
(BBC Football Live commentary)
I hate it when twats like Sanchez do that!
On the very few occasions when it comes off, arse-licking pundits say "What a great player he is! Telling the rest of the bozos on his team how to fcuking play football. What a bunch of cnuts all the other players are etc!"
However, for the 99% of times when it doesn't work you don't hear a peep out of them!
What they should be saying every time that he does that is, "Oi! Concentrate on playing your own game and being in the right place to receive the ball, you dozy fcuker!"