Welcome to the board JaySaint..............Most are friendly on here and most will engage in good old fashioned discussions. Any problems mate, feel free to Pm any of the mods who will always be glad to help.
I have helped you out there. On this site when you are being ironic you post in blue. I am posting this sentence in blue as maybe your post isn't meant to be ironic and it is me being ironic about your post instead. As for who speaks the most crap then let me introduce myself for I am the resident cynic.
I wish I could say I am held together but I have been coming apart for so long that I have to check that all the piece are in place before I leave the house.
We need to know before Tuesday's game to lift the mood. This constant swinging between depression and elation is leaving me concerned about my sanity.
Respect to you for being so patient, but If that happens, I want to know what they've been doing for the last 5 hrs
As far as I am aware, we have two rules in play here. One that says the transfer window opens at midnight tonight (so Virgil officially becomes a Liverpool player in nine hours). Another that says for a player to feature in a match, they must be registered by midday the day before the match (thus why Virgil cannot play tomorrow, because Liverpool could not register him before midday today).