Playing poker with the family, this could get ugly.

No she doesn't win usually but does try to use the kids to bluff! What **** is that about?Just make sure the mother-in-law doesn't win again
And this time whatever it takes ... diazepam + tramadol mixed into a triple shot of brandy. Whatever you think will work![]()
No she doesn't win usually but does try to use the kids to bluff! What **** is that about?
She's trying to turn your kids against you ? Mate, ****ing crush up 8x of whatever you've got in the medicine cupboard and mix it into her Sherry.

And then drop kick her to the jaw![]()
In law problems more like.Mummy problems on here.
In law problems more like.
Yeah, if she's not a blood relation, then she's fair game.
Princess luv won the poker, £35 pot. Saves me forking out when she wants money.![]()
Mrs luv?Sly....That's extra to her pocket money.

Don't wake me I'm off to my pit.She says 'Hi'
I hope it turns up mateI'm still looking for my wedding ring .
I think it's lost , those in Southampton will remember how bitterly cold and wet it was on Weds morning ( 7 am in my case ) .
It's always been a lose fit , but now I think it's actually lost rather than mislaid , looked every bloody where .
Just going to ring the police to see if it's been handed in .
