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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

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  1. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Erica Garner. God bless. RIP!
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Playing poker with the family, this could get ugly.
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 30, 2017
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just make sure the mother-in-law doesn't win again

    And this time whatever it takes ... diazepam + tramadol mixed into a triple shot of brandy. Whatever you think will work <ok>
     
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  4. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Out last night and out tomorrow night, so thought a quite night in, tonight. There is nothing but **** on the box!!
     
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    pieguts, Dec 30, 2017
  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    No she doesn't win usually but does try to use the kids to bluff! What **** is that about?
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 30, 2017
  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    She's trying to turn your kids against you ? Mate, ****ing crush up 8x of whatever you've got in the medicine cupboard and mix it into her Sherry.
     
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    PINKIE, Dec 30, 2017

  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    And then drop kick her to the jaw <ok>
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    She won't even feel it ..
     
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    PINKIE, Dec 30, 2017
  9. NSIS

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    Full of ****ing festive spirit this thread!...:emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    NSIS, Dec 30, 2017
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Mummy problems on here.
     
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  11. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    In law problems more like.
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah, if she's not a blood relation, then she's fair game.
     
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    PINKIE, Dec 30, 2017
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  13. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Cynical, but I like the sentiment!
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Princess luv won the poker, £35 pot. Saves me forking out when she wants money. <cheers>
     
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  15. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Sly....That's extra to her pocket money.
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Mrs luv? <eek>
     
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  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    She says 'Hi'
     
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Don't wake me I'm off to my pit.
     
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  19. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    I'm still looking for my wedding ring .

    I think it's lost , those in Southampton will remember how bitterly cold and wet it was on Weds morning ( 7 am in my case ) .

    It's always been a lose fit , but now I think it's actually lost rather than mislaid , looked every bloody where .

    Just going to ring the police to see if it's been handed in .
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Dec 31, 2017
  20. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I hope it turns up mate <ok>
     
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