If you aren’t balls deep inside a girl at midnight whose name you don’t remember who has had two bottles of cheap prosecco and may well burst into tears in the morning and at worst go to the police is it even New Year’s?
I meant if you i.e. Spurlock. When I was single I’d always check ID and insist they passed a breathalyser before treating them to a forgettable evening, obviously.
That’s very noble and very PC of you. In my younger day I just used to **** em and then I might ask their names, if I felt it was polite to do so.
Yeah I've always found NYE really overrated. I don't like going out as it's ****ing hectic, expensive and full of dickheads. Some bird wants me to meet her but she seems like a complete and utter ****ing lunatic after a drink so I might just do **** all and stay in.
Drunken violence, more than a handful of domestic murders, roadside pizzas everywhere, people making complete melons of themselves, what’s not to like? Oh yeah all of it. Swerve.
Tell her to come to yours...u know why Don't meet her...she will want to get pissed with your wallet. Sly ****s
I'm ****ing broke anyway she wants me to go to hers for a few drinks then to the pub round the corner to see in new year. I'll probably give it a miss.
Nah she does but cos we're both skint she wants to drink at the pub and at hers. She'll probably want to get some gear too. Like I said I dunno if I can be arsed with it really, see how I feel later.
