Breaking: £75m fee agreed for Virgil van Dijk

After Wesley got MoTM today perhaps Scouse might think that they bought the wrong one!

 

Shhh...

 

Be funny as, if this is the joke in six months!

 

I don’t like wishing ill on anyone but sorry VD, don’t feel you were very nice to us, so you get my vex. And yes, would love it if you became Lovern mk2. Please, PLEASE. (humble apology).

 

Just imagine if his laid back approach didn't stop them conceding goals. He's undoubtedly a great footballer, but you know how some moves don't work out......... yes please.
Only problem is, they'd be back in for another one of ours next summer.

 

Unfortunately, I think he'll be the perfect fit for the way Klopp wants them to play.

They'll still concede goals though. Because they are excellent with the ball but ordinary without it, and VvD alone won't change that..

 

Without a decent LB, Sulky Boots is going to struggle as e is going to be dragged out wide leaving the gap between his CB partner who isn't very good. Will laugh when it happens

 

Who Matip? Good cb imo.

 

I am a Scorpio, I don't forget and forgive. I will revel in every problem he experiences....preparing the wax doll as we speak, pass the pins!

 

Wait till we get the dosh though.

 

Me2 but on cusp so obviously just a tad softer than you!

 

Me too, right in the middle so I'm with Dark Lord on this one

 

I’m right in the middle of Scorpio too, good place for a mod

 

There was a star in the sky when I was born but people have since said it was a meteor.

 

Back in the Big Bang days, wasn’t it Godders?

 

I seem to remember my birth was linked to an earlier bang but that was never explained to me.

 

That was the condom bursting.

 

..... and here is the guilty bugger made from a lamb's intestine. You can still see the split.

 

Will only ease the pain slightly if we spend it well

 

And then nearly all the dinosaurs died out