Match Day Thread V Biscuit’s Crew

Their defence is deeper than the pacific and we can't play a ****ing thing.
Got **** all to do with tactics, the players just aren't showing up again. Play any formation you want and your team would still be capable of completing three consecutive passes.
We better hope theres a bit of individual skill to up the crowd and galvanise the team or else this games guna slip away from us.
Yedlin's looking a liability today

 

Merino with a peach of a pass there, think he is going to be key to us getting anything here.

 

What a crock of sh1t from both sides. Let's just settle on 0-0, go home and prepare for the next game.

 

We’re ****ing clueless.....seem entirely incapable of playing on the front foot against ****ing Brighton, what a farce!

 

Merino should have been booked there, plenty of intent but he was lucky that he missed the player when diving in.

 

SJP is like a f'in library.

 

NUFC passing accuracy 70%

Why can't these professional footballers not keep possession for ****sake. Every game we are seeing this now. That stat won't even include where we have dribbled the ball into a crowd of players and lost possession.

 

Knock me down with a feather. No HT changes. Joselu could literally just squat in the middle of the pitch and curl out a fresh one, he'd still make it to the 60th minute.

 

I don't want him in the team but Joselu had 80% passing accuracy HT so there are worse offenders in that regard.

 

Matt Ritchie is having one of those absolute dogshit afternoons where he constantly fcks up, then when he steams in to make amends just fcks it up worse. When he's like this he's woeful.

 

Ritchie is the epitome of a championship player!

 

Can see Brighton nicking this 1-0....Hemed to get the winner!

 

Part of my frustration is I just don't like many of our players. They're not likeable, it's hard to associate. Exceptions are Elliot, Merino and Lascelles. The rest I really couldn't give a fck about, mainly because I don't think they give much of a fck back.

Now we're just making weird substitutions. Perez/Ritchie?

Everyone is bad. It's a bad team.

 

I think the last Newcastle side that had this little quality was probably the 91/92 team that nearly got relegated to the 3rd division.

 

Bore off Newcastle, f'kin dismal

 

Those strikers, holy ****. We've never had a worse selection.

 

Joselu off, thank goodness

 

Hi mate do you think they have little quality or are they like our shower last season and just couldn't give a toss some body mentioned on here yesterday that only the top six have any chance of winning anything so i can't see much point in busting a gut if you are playing for bugger all.

 

Listening on talksport. Sounds bad. Commentators saying no one can make even a 2 yard pass.

 

This reminds me of watching a mid-table Scottish Premiership game that doesn't involve Celtic, Rangers or Aberdeen