Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

Just found a daffodil nearly out and a hyacinth in flower in my garden. Spring is here

 

You heard from Helen? She’s been quite lately, hope she’s ok.

 

I have. She’s good.

 

My daffs are shooting through.

 

I love this in the i newspaper today - subby doing the headlines has clearly just thought “yeah, whatever”.

 

I'm positive there are Female hormones in Beer .

When I drink , I talk utter nonsense and can't control my car .

 

“By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar,sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws.”

Not good Jasper...

 

OK .

I assume you mods all apply this when checking all posts ?

Or has someone complained , but not had the guts to post so on the board ?

Or am I just unlucky in this particular instance ?

 

It was blatantly sexist, I’m not sure why you didn’t realise that.

 

So , nobody is allowed to post jokes about the well trodden path of Comedy that is a Woman's poor driving skills ?

So far as I am aware , nobody actually believes it , but SEXIST ?

FFS .

I assume nobody can post jokes about the Welsh , Scottish , Irish , English ?

Because that is racist is it not ?

Anyway , come on , what ( Or who ) prompted you to post what you did ?

 

Nobody prompted me Jasper, it was a terrible joke for crying out loud.

 

So you agree I intended it as a joke ?

For you to imply I am sexist is disgusting . Carry on GOD .

 

I didn’t say you were sexist, I know you’re not. But that joke was beneath you. And in case you haven’t noticed, I haven’t deleted it. Now let it go mate.

 

I was going to do this (as a joke like I usually do) but saw the subsequent fallout. I don't think it was sexist I took it as a joke probably because you are always posting jokes. This is not the first time a joke along similar lines has been made on this forum and nobody said a word. We need a bit of humour on here sometimes.

 

Thank you

 

How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?

 

Oh Chilcs,come on man life's too shortt!

 

I didn’t delete it, as you probably noticed.

 

To bring it back....

A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”
God responded, ”So you would love her.”
The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?”
God replied, “So she would love you.”

.....Think that covers both sides



*Please delete if you feel

**No offence meant to any woman, man, child, dog or living creature

 

Bloody hell I reckon the (entire) forum would lose half of its posters