Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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Not too bad mate. Enjoying the Xmas break. Hope all is well your end.

 

fine mate, hope you score well down the Bigg Market, i heard you moved up here a while ago. PS don't buy them lasses ale wait until they have spent their own cash first, then wade in with your charm and sophistication,

 

Haha moved in with a bird so got to behave! Are your back in the NE yourself or are you still in the Dam?

 

no mate im at my house in Kilifi beach Kenya coming back to the dam on the 2nd

 

glad to know you have a lady but bet she has had more bangs than a firework ,with you. you rascal

 

Jealous! I am considering booking a safari holiday to Kenya. It’s something I’ve always wanted to do

 

if you want tips pm me cos its as cheap a chips i can also give you the number of a guide who will keep you out of trouble

 

Oh really? Most of what I’ve seen is crazy price wise. I’ll certainly let you know though.

 

Rog. The big question is... how much is a blozza from one of the local whoooers?

Female.

Good looking.

In GBP please.

Thanks.

 

free if its a Kikuyu they love a bit of white sausage

ps dont forget to wear a helmet

pps take a whole box you sexual deviant.

 

You can do budget tours joining a group for as little as USD120 per day with park entry, accommodation and 3 meals all included. Food and accommodation is BASIC but you will still see **** loads of wildlife.

 

or you can rent a car from a friend of mine, take a guide who has a pass, then with the petrol entrance all costs 50 USD not including meals, nyamachoma roast leg of lamb or goat from a roadside cafe 2 to 300 Kenyan shillings about 3 quid. comes with kachumbari a side salad

 

Not an insult at all, just a statement of fact - there's a big difference between the two - maybe you should ask her to explain that to you sometime, since you clearly have to rely on her opinion to make a decision

If I do insult you - I'll let you know beforehand - just so you're sure - ok?

 

you wouldn't know an insult even if it grew teeth and bit your arse

 

You talk about internet warriors, but who's getting all aggressive behind his keyboard.....

 

but.... that's his wife talking
we all know who wears the trousers in that relationship

 

They both do. His wife is called Winston and is a 30 stone brick **** house.

 

Winston you tell tale, now they all know

 

Amid all the Spam from the Kenyan Tourist Board we seem to have missed the fact that Sunderland are about to kick off their last match of their Annus Horribilis against Nottingham Forest. Obviously its a match they should win to kick start their promotion push as in their own words “its an easy league”.