January The year kicked off with the sad news that Carrie Fister had passed away. We were all devastated at the news as can be seen in this classic pan bread thread posted by resident cretin Mindiod. Classic stuff https://www.not606.com/threads/carrie-fisher-dead.341108/ Dev brought us this topper of a thread in very early Jan. No doubt the cold in his cave was affecting his thought processes https://www.not606.com/threads/they-are-outta-control.341629/ Mick O'Toon continued to overplay his thick Paddy routine around the middle of the month with this titbit https://www.not606.com/threads/just-a-quick-question.341954/ Whilst Tina shows her concern for her fellow man in this belated pan bread thread for pop legend David Bowie. https://www.not606.com/threads/david-bowie-a-year-dead.341833/ Abu Hamzas piano teacher caused quite a stir in a rare outing for him on GC with this top thread. https://www.not606.com/threads/religion-the-root-of-all-evil.342422/ As did Ciaran with what was to be his swan song. Gone but not forgotten and is it any wonder posting ****e like this. https://www.not606.com/threads/how-british-are-you.342385/ Kevin saw out the month living up to our very low, tiny tiny expectations of him with this racist drivel. Shame on him as we celebrating the passing of a month on GC that was quite simply, a disaster https://www.not606.com/threads/scots-banned.342565/
February The month got off to flyer with the horrible pape trying to fleece the idiot Paddies on GC with another get rich quick scheme. You really are a rotter Iain https://www.not606.com/threads/the-golden-rule.342694/ Some sanity was restored a couple of day later when i posted this thread about world affairs. Unfortunately it decended into farce as is this places want. Good effort though i think we can all agree on that. https://www.not606.com/threads/here-we-go-again.343152/ As he had nothing else to do on Valentine's day horribly deformed Venom decided to pop in and bump a thread from Medro posted 5 years ago. Venom was always quite limited imagination wise. https://www.not606.com/threads/if-rangers-fc-die-so-does-celtic-fc.125001/page-6 Much hilarity was had when Dev was mysteriously emailed at work but Ciaran tried to get to the heart of the matter with this thread on the 21st of the month. I don't think the culprit was ever found. Barrie to confirm. https://www.not606.com/threads/the-phantom-emailer.343968/ Graverobber had spent the month filling the pages of GC with utter ****e and trying to curry favour with the regulars. This is probably his best offering of the 432 thread he started in February. Judge for yourself. https://www.not606.com/threads/cameltoe-knickers.344244/
March Ciaran couldny wait to tell us all he had booked his jollies. Here he is on March 1st. He booked a fortnight in Burntisland in May and has never been seen since. https://www.not606.com/threads/summer-hols.344342/ Kev doing a Kev on March 4th. Nuff said i think. https://www.not606.com/threads/trump-assainated.344484/ Around the middle of the month Scottish independence reared it's ugly head once more and as per the script Nigel went mental. https://www.not606.com/threads/wee-jimmy-krankie-shouts-for-another-independent-referendum.344966/ March 19th and Ron decides to bore the utter **** out of us with this turgid nonsense. https://www.not606.com/threads/a-look-into-the-future.345222/ On the 21st of the month Eddie revived this all time classic thread. Oh how we laughed as we recalled those heady days. https://www.not606.com/threads/sometimes-laughter-is-the-best-medicine.225604/page-654 The very next Simon posted this anti every **** thread and set the benchmark for every thread he would post in the future. Good on ye bruv https://www.not606.com/threads/rock-n-roll-jesus-dropping-e-u-truth-bombs-like-a-boss.345348/ A couple of days later Si see's out March with this totally original never before seen thread. Good on ye bruv https://www.not606.com/threads/colo...e-london-rag-heads-in-speakers-corner.345400/
April April the 1st and we all know what that means...Kevin! https://www.not606.com/threads/the-weekend-skid-mark-take-a-life.345729/ New month, same old Simon I'm afraid. https://www.not606.com/threads/you-...than-brutally-bum-raped-by-a-somalian.345825/ April 10 and Emailgate returns to the fore. Dev is not a happy camper as you can see from this beelfest. https://www.not606.com/threads/this-is-getting-tiresome.346165/ Spring is in the air and Ron is getting horny over great grannies. He really is a ****ing weirdo. https://www.not606.com/threads/hot-over-60s-wid-ye.346707/ April ends with Ciaran showing the advantages of a kaflik edjucation. https://www.not606.com/threads/english-cluns-tax-dodging.346927/
May In May Simon brought us top quality English sport. Much better than his usual guff about Norwich. https://www.not606.com/threads/evo-stik-premier-division-southern-final-match-day-thread.347190/ Barrie shows he's buzzing for the up and coming marching season with this fenian bashing thread at the start of May. FTP https://www.not606.com/threads/this-protestant-is-not-for-surrendering.347279/ MD's drug induced paranoia gets a wee bit out of hand in May. Three months in a rubber room at Carstairs mental facility sorted him oot though. https://www.not606.com/threads/deleting-threads-before-i-post.347524/ Kevin's administration tekkers were put to the test in May. Of course he failed miserably and poor Gambol got booted. https://www.not606.com/threads/r-i-p-gambol.347844/ People power was put in motion in May the likes not seen since the Arab spring. Unfortunately the revolution was unsuccessful and Kevin survived to coup. https://www.not606.com/threads/sack-the-mod.348076/ May also saw the return of a horrible wee perv as you can see he posted a thread about Rolf Harris https://www.not606.com/threads/rolf-harris.348213/ Proof that you can't keep a good prod down. The return of the dog. https://www.not606.com/threads/tada.348268/ Pseudo Ackworth see's out the month with this pathetic attempt. We know you're not Jonno so just stop it was the cry. https://www.not606.com/threads/dianne-abbott-another-gaffe-in-the-media.348672/
June June started with Iain the yellow bellend ****e bag being called out by Gambol. Despite Gambol severe disability Iain reverted to character and shat his pants. https://www.not606.com/threads/rumble-gambol-vs-monica.348771/ Grove posted this after seeing signs on his local primary school gates with his picture on them. https://www.not606.com/threads/threat-level-critical.348505/ Muslamic fondlementalists go mental in London in early June vindicating Simon's utter hatred for all things non white and English. Good on ye bruv. https://www.not606.com/threads/london-traffic-accident-carried-out-by-asians.348861/ Mindy's obsession with child abuse continues as he posts a thread about Bill Cosby. His struggle with coherent English seems to be a lost cause though. https://www.not606.com/threads/zip-zop-wop-boopity-bop.349310/ Dev and his lack of humanity never fails to astound as he pisses over the Grenfell dead. Probably picked their pockets as well. https://www.not606.com/threads/grenfell-charidee-single.349423/ And the month fizzles out as Kev posts another woe is me thread. https://www.not606.com/threads/yesterdays-banjo-quotes.349734/
You know, i got bored with this **** thread and gave up bit since it has annoyed you so much i may finish it tomorrow. Yaaaay.