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The gutless tosser wouldn’t bet with me as he couldn’t take what I’d do to him.

 

That's exactly what I thought when you accepted, welches, then ran to the hills with our bet.

 

So, you’re not taking my Sanchez wager?

 

^^^^^^ not reading this...it's bound to be bollox

 

Read it.

It’s the truth.

You know it is.

 

So you’re not taking my 2 wagers?

#hiagisashirker

 

Betting with Gimpo D'iacunto wtf is the point?

I can't even take him seriously anymore, magic tricks for £6.50 an hour ffs.

 

That's ducking extortionate!

 

It worked out at £75 ph, as it happens.

I didn’t do it for the money, but it paid for my Christmas booze.

Anyway, thanks for your interest, Tel.

 

What did that person think of the show?

 

What person, Sucky?

There were 200 of them, mate.

 

The lone kid probably wanted his papermoney back before Hiag made it vanish!

 

Pro-rata cos you got booed off after 5 mins

 

Meow bro, you did a ballsack and changed the red print after we had agreed...it must be a Spud thing.

 

200

Pretty sure the local conservative club doesn't have that sort of capacity mate.

It was 20 old biddies with **** all else to do on xmas eve wasn't it ?

 

Quite the contrary, in fact, Tel.

I was a roaring success.

I did 20 minutes in front of the entire room, and spent a couple of hours table hopping.

I amazed and thrilled everyone who saw me perform.

Guaranteed, if you saw my stuff, you’d love it.

 

The Delusional fantasist strikes again.

 

Did you ask them to pick a card with naked Columbian children on Quentin by mistake? We all wondered why the death count went up in Basingstoke.

 

You don’t have a clue, do you, Pix!


This isn’t sleepy Cornwall, mate.

 

How many times did you cum?