Thanks for the offer but I am just not that into you. Farsley will be all over you now. Make sure he sits next to you at the wall game...
Why pick on Parsley? You could just as easily have said don’t sit next to Shaz, her breath smells of something and I’m not sure what
As you clearly already know about her breath there was no point in me telling you. I also omitted the fanny farts that can strip paint at a thousand yards.