Off Topic The Twitter and daily Mail clips thread

Go and watch some football, you dreary old fart.

There’s a good game on!...

 

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Says the thick, dull fantasist, hovering on a thread about a topic that irritates him.


You dopey prick.

 

You sad old ****!..

You truly are pathetic!...

 

Go and watch some football, you dreary old fart.

There’s a good game on!...apparently.

It's got to be better than looking a tit, posting on a subject you've whined about disliking for long enough.

You dopey prick.

 

I am watching it, you sad old ****. Arsenal have just taken the lead 2-1.

You, however you, you pathetic excuse for a human being have nothing more in your life than to vent your bile and frustrations on here.


You very, very sad old ****!...

 

Is this a politics thread?

 

Do you reckon sobbing like that would work in the real world, or do you think people will half smile, roll their eyes and think 'what a thick ****er' as I'm doing at the moment.

 

And who was voted King ****?


Remind me again!...

 

It’s King ****’s comfort blanket now that Fat Pete has been sent to the cooler.

 

Is your memory going like the rest of your 'mind' you senile old tart.

What are you doing on this thread, apart from whining and looking pathetic?

 

Dull isn’t, he’s got the game on his transistor radio.

 

You really don’t get that people just find you a stupid, ignorant old bore. Do you.

It must be a Hull ‘thing’ as Fatty suffers from it too.

 

Have those made it as far as Hull now then?

 

Bet he has a cb. One four for a copy. Come in Pete your lard has arrived.

 

But not so stupid as to post on a thread, that has a subject heading clearly showing it's about a topic you whined on and on and on about on another thread.

To compound your stupidity, you start demanding people leave it to watch the football, that you can't be that enthralled with, given your sat making an arse of yourself on here.

You really are a ridiculously pompous turd.

 

You are the ridiculous one here, you deluded old twat.

You’re just too sad and too far up your own fat, lazy, self absorbed arse to see it.

 

I'm still confused to wtf is actually going on

 

Just trying to help a sad, confused old man.

Unfortunately, I think he’s too far gone. Beyond redemption now, sadly.