£300 million Bid lodged (sky sports claim)

From inside source to Twitter - how the mighty bullshitters have fallen.

 

. Took me about an hour to get this but it was worth the wait.

 

Your brain speed is improving my Manc friend.
Keep on eating those hotpots.

 

I tried it on my last night and they didn't get it

 

Same here, blank expressions!!!!

 

You moved to Consett?

 

Their lack of sense of humour almost resulted in a Barney last night

 

Any one heard anything? Even if it is Twitter bullshit?!

 

Are we not reading too much into Rafa’s post match comments?

 

What has he said?

 

You could always ask Chippy or Windy or Lord J? Or we can wait until someone who knows tells us.

 

He just didn’t seem too happy and when asked about news on transfers/ownership he said something like “it’s simple, Mike Ashley is the owner”.

 

I could ask them but their bull is worse than Colin's (does he even exist anymore?)

 

Yes, the waiting is getting unbearable. ACS - can you make up some buyout news again so we can all have some hope to cling to?

 

Twat.

Some good y in the pub told me over a piss that deal is imminent and not to worry.

Okay?

 

but what does your so called insider have to say?

 

The twat ain’t returning my calls.

 

Well I have heard that although things are slow the deal is still on and that it’s just a case of agreeing.. well basically everything because fashley is wanting an additional 50 million because if the value of Diame going up after scoring a goal.

But the sticking point is he wants Amanda to **** on his face but she just won’t do it.

 

If he just wants someone to **** on his face he'd not be short of takers

 

Sounds like a job for you (or ACS )