He can't, Gutsy. I am the reason Pixie exists on this board. Without HIAG, there is no reason for Pixie to exist. It's been that way for as long as this site has existed.
I just enjoy taking the piss out of you mate. To be fair, you make it very easy for everybody to do that
In your dreams, Pix! All you do is continually prove just how consummate a wum I am, mate! I lay the merest bait, and you leap right into my net! Posters set their watches by your reactions to my bait, mate.
They wouldn’t let you in mate but I suppose if your cave is in the Wembley area you might have heard the away support.
He constantly talks bollocks, what's new. However you, the ginger and filberto immediately bite. Seriously mate why bother, he getting the reaction he wants?
They let anyone in, as long as they're white. Apart from you, of course, because you've been nowhere near Stamford Bridge in years.
So, you don't know! You should hire a magician to do some table-hopping in your cafe, mate. Those blue-rinsers might appreciate a bit of sleight of hand.
He does. But on this issue I was just putting him right about Lionel Messi. Somebody needs to keep his delusion in check
It's never been a pretense, Pix. It's what I have always done. And you have always obliged. I do it because you react. I wind you up. Others have seen that and have told you time and time again, and you have denied it. They are all wrong and you are right. I'll be along later to pop you back into the pond, mate.
I've hit a nerve with your magic tricks at the local conservative club in front of the blue rinse brigade, haven't I ?
