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Harry Kane - Could He Become England's Greatest Ever Striker?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Sep 10, 2017.

  1. In 2017, he is, Sucky.

    The stats show that.
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    He's scored more goals this year, and that is a great achievement. But by your logic, Leicester are better than Spurs because for one year they were head and shoulders above your lot and won the league <ok>
     
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  3. It's called "banter," Pix.

    The lads know that you don't do banter, so we let your comments slide, and we generally refrain from ripping the piss out of you on that account alone.
     
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    No HIAG, it's simply you retreating back into your shell and claiming it was only a 'wind up' when you've been exposed as talking bollocks once again <ok>

    You'll be telling us HIAG doesn't exist next :)
     
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    The lads call your brand of banter **** mate. <ok>
     
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  6. Leicester were the best team in the Prem, the season they won the title. Note the emphasis.

    No one is going to argue you against that, Pix. Why are you even mentioning it? It's a complete non-argument, mate!

    But we're talking about something far more extraordinary.

    We're talking about the best striker in the World, mate. Again, note the emphasis, yeah.

    Did Leicester break any impressive records?

    I'll give you a small clue, Pix.

    No, they didn't.

    Has Kane broken all manner of long-standing records?

    Don't be silly, mate! We all know the answer to that.

    Look. We all know you're wumming, but give it a rest, now. You've had your fun, and you've made a monkey of yourself. Time to wipe yourself down, pull your pants up, and get rid of those crumpled Kleenex tissues before you old Mum gets home.
     
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  7. You think he's real?
     
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    I think the twat behind the screen is real <ok>
     
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    But that is exactly the point HIAG. Kane has scored more goals than anybody else for 1 season. In the same way that Leicester got more points and won the league in 1 season.

    Players like Messi, Ronaldo, Suarez, Neymar etc do it year in year out at the very highest level and win trophies as they go.

    What has Kane won ? A league cup runners up medal <rofl>
     
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    sorry but lets just get to the brass balls of this issue

    no one gives a **** about calender year stats because the season is not played jan to dec each year.

    thanks
     
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  11. You think that the puppet master is the equivalent of his puppet?

    Did Roger de Courcey **** in the woods?

    Did Keith Harris speak with a squeaky voice and forever tell people "I'm shy?"

    No, Pix.

    The genius behind the HIAGster is like nothing you can imagine, mate.
     
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    Exactly <applause>

    Arsenal recently had a couple of years as having gained the most points in a calendar year and still ended up not winning the title.

    It means practically **** all unless you can turn stats into trophies <ok>
     
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    You mean you don’t give a **** because it wasn’t one of your players that broke the record!? <ok>
     
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    He does magic tricks down at the local Conservative club mate.

    I'm right aren't I ?
     
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    Probably doesn't help this point that he finished as top scorer for the last two seasons though, eh?
     
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  16. Indeed, they do, Pix.

    As does Kane.

    He's on for his third successive Golden Boot.

    He's been on the scene for three seasons.

    He has smashed a 22 year old record in the World's toughest league; and he has out-scored the World's best players.

    What a phenomenon the lad is, mate!

    :emoticon-0159-musicHe's one of our own!
    Harry Kane!
    He's one of our own!:emoticon-0159-music
     
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    So Messi would be **** if he played for Stoke, because they still wouldn't win anything.
    Matt le Tissier was crap, because he didn't even reach a major final.
    Sanchez was good at Barca and has now got worse, as he doesn't win the league any more.
     
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    Shearer didn't even know he had the record until 6 months ago. It's a nothing record as records generally run from season to season <ok>
     
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  19. The HIAGster is the imagination of himself, Pix.

    Why does he wind you up so much?
     
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  20. Sucky

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    no thats something on a personal level he should celebrate. individually hes topped the scorers IN A SEASON, it has merit.
     
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