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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Have you got a light,Mac?
    No I've only a brown overcoat.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Dec 28, 2017
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    At the supermarket self checkout when yer buying booze and it has to be confirmed by a member of staff...

    Are you sure you're over 18? ha ha ha
    **** off ya stupit cheeky wee boot <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Dec 28, 2017
  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Do you deliver?

    No we dae chickeen
    We dae pork
    We dae beef
    And we dae plawns
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 28, 2017
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  4. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Aldo orders his food from the local Italian Chinese takeaway.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Dec 28, 2017
  5. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    AE63BFE5-0A5F-4B8C-82CC-77B717097177.jpeg My daddy just bought me these.
     
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    Tina., Dec 28, 2017
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  7. Tina.

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    Naw lol
     
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    Tina., Dec 28, 2017
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Playing cards?
     
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  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    We can see your reflection off the table!
     
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  10. Tina.

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    Nae luck eh lol
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Don't have such a thing roon my way. Just been told they are pecular to the parts of Edinburgh only the gayest of homosexuals frequent. Funny how you seem to know all about them ya fat fairy.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 28, 2017
  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Wid
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Reminds of a post last year, think it was Trev, posted his Christmas tree and in background was gay porn on the telly<laugh>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Dec 28, 2017
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Putting unstable glass vessels with water in on padded dining room chairs is an accident waiting to happen.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Dec 28, 2017
  15. Tina.

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    It’s on the table, not on a chair.
     
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    Tina., Dec 28, 2017
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That chair has seen better days.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 28, 2017
  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Looks like spunk stains.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 28, 2017
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    And more likely to die from that than Islamic terrorism iirc.
     
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    rogueleader, Dec 28, 2017
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    thefanwithnoname, Dec 28, 2017
  20. Tina.

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    It’s the table that’s dirty. Never noticed it <laugh> and fûck off.
     
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    Tina., Dec 28, 2017
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