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Transfer Rumours Roofys Road Trip....

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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    So @seabreeze (The Roofer) is leaving his wife next week and tossing a coin whether to go east or west. Then just driving...and driving...

    Good luck Roofy. You'll be missed by all...

    Especially wifey who doesn't actually know yet <laugh>

    Hopefully you make it to Weymouth bud as behind the big old oak tree I've left something for you.

    Keep us all updated please you lovely old nutter.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah forgot about Roofie's road trip. Hope he's packed enough clean Y-fronts for the journey. And remember that jerry can full of petrol is for the car, it's not a drink.

    As long as he remembers these two rules, he'll be fine <ok>
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Hope we get updates and pics, potential for best thread ever.
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    Would you boys go East or West?

    Maybe some feedback on that might help Roofy make, what seems to me, like a very important decision.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I like the idea of flipping a coin.
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    But what if you flip the coin then decide it didn't count?

    I used to do that back in the day
     
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  7. Burly Hurley

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    We've done a similar sort of thing to go away for a weekend.

    2 bowls, 1 full of bits of paper with directions and the other numbers 5, 10....

    Pick 1 from each and get in the car and drive.

    Stayed in some quirky places we'd never have thought of.
     
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  8. Spurlock

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    Roofy isn't going away for the weekend or anything.

    He's leaving for good <yikes>
     
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  9. Burly Hurley

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    I know. Extreme!
     
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    I’d go west from where roofie is. Head out to BC, buy an old RV and drive it down the Pacific coast to Mexico. <ok>
     
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  11. Skylarker

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    Via Weymouth..
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I was thinking about this the other day, hasn't been on for a while now has he?
     
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    He’s long gone.
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I though he lived in Newfoundland? In which case, if he goes East, he'll end up in the ocean.
     
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    Think he’s in Alberta mate. Or was ...
     
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  16. Archers Road

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    Ah, okay. Either way, he's probably under 12 foot of snow by now. Should have gone South, unless he's after a part on Ice Road Truckers.
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    He'll be pissed up right now telling the Eskimos how Siggy was overrated and Leroy Fer is just as good.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I was gonna say that.

    Gotta go West to Vancouver. Then South, assuming no probs with immigration.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I didn't really like him, hopefully he'll drive into a tree at the end of his road and have to stay at home.
     
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