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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Merry Christmas to you and yours Chief.

    You need the patience of Job with children. Some have it some don't. You do! Its a gift.

    All the best sir!
     
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  2. Why would I do that, Pix?

    As it happens, that is exactly what the old girls did, but it wasn't exactly entirely unexpected, was it? It's entirely besides the point.

    You've got me all wrong, mate.

    Anyway, Merry Christmas, you old tart! May you and yours have a prosperous New Year.

    I look forward to taking up cudgels with you for the second half of the season.
    <cracker><peacedove><bubbly>
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    Boof
    Disappears up his own ring piece! £75 well earned


    Peace on you. <whistle>
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    #calledit

    Merry Christmas mate <cracker> All the very best to you and your two kids aged 5,9 and 14. And hope you all have a great day and a good year ahead.
    Keep the comedy coming in 2018, this place wouldn't be the same without it mate :emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Up at 6.40, cup of tea and all sorted, presents opened, feel brand new.

    Brought Christmas in at midnight with a leg over. <ok>
     
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  6. Tobes

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    Still waiting for the ‘kids’ to get up lol, over 2 hours later haha
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Blutac ... it's a name that might just stick <whistle>
     
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  8. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    I was on here @ 03:51 ...Christmas Day , thinking about the number 42 ...
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    Answer to the universe and everything mate, happy Christmas.
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Drinking Appleton Rum waiting for the Mrs to get ready... she's ****ing murder.
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Anyone know much about hoveeboards? Sister reckon she might have been bumped off and it doesn't look great...

    1514200413247-866498742.jpg

    From eBay and the seller had 100% positive feedback but has now dissappeared... The fact that the box and manual says two different things rings alarm bells for me straight away.

    Also the manual has no contact details whatsoever... Let alone the spelling mistake <doh>
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Careful mate I'm sure the dodgy ones have a problem with exploding or something.

    A couple of the kids at work have knock off ones tho and they work fine. Is it heavy as ****?
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    That's why we're worried mate cos loads got recalled. And what do you mean by heavy as ****? It's weightier than I expected it to be but then I've never looked at one before.
     
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  14. Number 1 Jasper

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    Has your boy calmed down yet ?

    Bet you will no forget the look on his face when he opened his pressies :)
     
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    The real ones weigh a ton mate. Snide ones are quite light in comparison.

    Without seeing it I can't really help. Who's it for? I can't see a 3 year old being able to ride it!!
     
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  16. Number 1 Jasper

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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'm 38 and stacked one the first time I got on it.
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Bunning a nice spliff with a cuppa at the mo, gonna cook up a nice omelette in a min then crack on with the beers weed and chang.
     
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  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    So Turkey won't be too appealing later then? <laugh>

    Good work tho.
     
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  20. Number 1 Jasper

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    I'm 52 and full of poo !
     
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