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Christmas Footy Match: The Lads v The 'Pede

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Dec 25, 2017.

  1. @PISKIE

    It's Christmas, people, so I think we should end hostilities for this one special day.

    Come on. Leave your trenches and let's have a game of footy.

    Pix, I'll let you pick which end you want to start from. Don't put Bambi in goal ffs, mate! You'll end up losing by a cricket score to own-goals!

    I'm putting Spurly at DM, as he's always covering my arse. I'm the midfield general, of course, directing the play. Sky's my main strike option, of course. I would have had A87 as a petulant false No.10, because he's rag-dolled you, mate, so many times. However, he's ****ed off (I can't remember the password), so I'm putting PNP in there, as it's practically a man-for-man swap.

    You starting Skiddy on the bench, again, yeah?

    You're playing as sweeper, I suppose, clearing up all the **** let behind after your lot have let themselves down? That would make sense.

    Anyway, best of luck, mate.
     
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  2. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Happy Xmas HIAG , and ( almost) everyone else <cracker><ale><bubbly><gift><peacedove>
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    DM is good with me....going to put my Spurs shirt on, the one with 'Davids' on the back.
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

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    Didn’t Santa bring you the boxing gloves again this year. 01:45 am Christmas morning and you’re still ****ing.
     
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  5. Tobes

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    The opposition consists of you, Spurlock and SD mate, so I reckon you might be outnumbered lol

    Enjoy the drive to yer Ma’s mate, Merry Christmas <ok>
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I've got a 25 man squad to choose from against HIAG's 3 man team <rofl>

    Merry Christmas HIAG <cracker>
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'll put my old Crown Paints shirt on with Barnes on the back. Always play well in that.

    The Pded don't stand a chance.
     
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  8. Tobes

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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I'll be the teams psychic healer, no hoddle team would be seen dead without one.

    Merry xmas
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... quite appropriate... JB is about as mobile as a barn these days ... <cheers>
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... given the numbers it seems unlikely that we'll hear the commentator using "... and that's a Crisp finish from Quentin" ... classic opportunity missed ...

    Merry Xmas fcukers <cheers>
     
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    If he can recruit another two players they can all go in a Merc each.
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Still got skillz tho
     
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  14. Spurlock

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    Stick Libby in goals...lanky enough.
     
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    We've got the spine of the team.....need to find a few more lads now
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    Luvvy as LB?
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    Left back.... In the changing room :bandit:
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    Good shout. He's about 9 foot tall but only weighs 4 stone. Like a lanky version of Peter Crouch...
     
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    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  20. Bodi plays for us, but he’s refusing to return to training.

    Luvvy and Sucky are lads, too, but they’re looking for a transfer and are liable to cause disruption in the dressing room.

    Saints and Joe are useful super subs.

    Dier Hard and Powerspurs are my defensive powerhouse.
     
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