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  1. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Tha main fan..:)
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Try your neck, some say traction would cure the dogging.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    The final act where you drop your kecks and proclaim to everybody that this is a knob!

    Gasps of disbelief for the auditorium as they marvel at the 13 mm clitoris.
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Anonymously yours?
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Well it’s Christmas Day here fellow felchards and it’s officially 23C at 01:12 am but the wind chill factor makes it 15C. Freezing my tits off, have a great family day when yours arrives......****s. :)<cracker>
     
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  7. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Watching Dads Army on BBC2..

    Funny as **** this, so so Christmas..
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG will be on later to tell everybody how the blue rinse pussy down at his local Conservative club, fell at his knees in adoration at his magic show.

    Guaranteed <ok>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Mother in Law won the quiz. :biggrin:
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Told you that you should have spiked her drink mate.
     
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  11. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Just had roast leg of lamb, big **** off piece of meat cost £30.

    Roasties, veg etc

    Boootiful

    Have to wonder how 1 chicken or turkey feeds huge families. My lot cane food
     
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  12. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    It wasn't you in front of me in the butchers yesterday morning?
    They asked for 2 turkey crowns, a capon, rack of ribs, gammon, a rather large piece of pork, leg of lamb, bacon, sausages. At that point we had been served and left, so goodness knows what else!!
     
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    No mate, but only as I'm Muslim

    But funnily enough was in the butchers buying meat a while back. Got to the till and this old geezer, friend of me dad, says "are you having a party". I said nah its tonight's meal and wasn't kidding

    There's 9 of us in my house mate. 6 blokes/lads who can put some food away.

    Have a mate who was who was whinging coz he spends £100 a month on food from Morrison's. I was laughing coz that's every couple of days for us
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    In the Christmas spirit good and proper for the first time in years, got my lad overnight and as he's 3 it's first year he's understanding it all.

    Put him to bed, took bites out of carrot and mince pie, finished wrapping and filled his stocking.

    Now chilling with a nice few peronis <ok>

    Buzzing.
     
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  15. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Make sure you get really hammered. It’s not a dad’s xmas unless you feel like you’ve been hit by a train when he jumps on your head at 4.30am.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    All the very best to you fella. Hope you and your lad have a cracking christmas. And here's to a fantastic 2018 for you all.

    Love n Peas <cracker>
     
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    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    These are the times for making memories mate!

    They do remember them, maybe not at 3 but as they get older just keep giving them memories because one day you'll all be round the table and they'll bring up stuff you thought they'd forgotten.

    They don't! Have a great Christmas mate!
     
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    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    You too mate! Have a cracker or two!
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    All the very best to you and yours fella <bubbly>
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Currently lay in bed with my middle lad. Not that he's over excited or anything, he's always like this.
    He'll have a lie in tomorrow, doesn't seem to give much of a toss for the whole Christmas ****.

    My eldest and youngest on the other hand. **** sake.
    The eldest is the worst.
     
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