Off Topic The Burly Arms

Given the fact the boxing background and the musical stuff and the car stuff, you are not Bruce Foxton are you? Certain things you say and the ultimate wind up merchant like he was/is..

 

Taking that as a compliment Joe.

 

Family Christmas Quiz about to start. £5 for the winner. The Mother in Law always wins.

 

Don't bloody encourage him man

 

Slip half a dozen codine pills in her babycham, that'll slow her down a bit.

 

If you were going to create an online persona, surely you'd make it sound interesting ? HIAG's gone for the 50 something, balding, accountant type, who does a bit of magic for a score down at the local conservative club

 

I need a new username for here. TFWNN is boring

Any ideas??

 

Thanks, mate.

Break a leg, yeah?

 

Just make sure they don't try and sign you up as a fundraiser and send you out on the streets with your magic. You'll get your head kicked in mate.

 

That wasn't the original plan

It's just wound up that way.

 

The fan with a name ?

 

Nathan.

 

Thanks, Joe.

Anyway, I need to get on with the preparations for my magic show. I've got another ten doves to shove up my arse. I must say, though, that I am beginning to have doubts if this is where I'm supposed to hide them.

 

I guess he could always ditch that one and start again, I'm sure nobody would notice

 

You've heard of the "card though window" effect, right?

Well, I'd be the first one to perform the "magician through window" effect, Pix.

 

Stick with it . I think it's brilliant

 

Not sure it would work quite as well mate, just try to go limp as they hurl you through the window.

 

Don't think you're going to have any problems fitting them up there mate, given the gaping you've taken on here this week

 

Thefanwithaname?

 

If in doubt, then get a Columbo raincoat or wear loon sleeves..

You know what I'm on about..