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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Uber_Hoop, Dec 24, 2017.

  1. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    To perpetuate my general silliness, clearly exacerbated by the ensuing festivities, I though it trivial to suggest a few virtual gifts that I’ve acquired for my fellow posters...

    Stan - I’ve bought you a pipe, slippers, antique reading glasses and a little country vicarage in the 1860s.

    Stroller - I’ve got you an aircraft that won’t get off the ground. It only has a left wing.

    Greg - I’ve got you the honeymoon suite at Malmaison. The handcuffs are in the minibar.

    Vern - a box of Yorkie bars and a vivisection kit.

    Kiwi - Stacey is in your shed, wet willing and wanton.

    Anybody got me anything unpleasant?
     
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    Uber_Hoop, Dec 24, 2017
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    Stroller Well-Known Member

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  3. QPR999

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    I've bought you this mug Uber. Merry Christmas ...

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    QPR999, Dec 24, 2017
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  4. IwasanotherwatfordR

    IwasanotherwatfordR Well-Known Member

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    I’ll get your Prius serviced for you.
     
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    IwasanotherwatfordR, Dec 24, 2017
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  5. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    Having supped from Ninesy’s Freudian mug, all I have to say is,” Fnarr, fnarr! Gnurk, gnurk! Oo-er, missus!”
     
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    Uber_Hoop, Dec 24, 2017
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    rangercol Well-Known Member

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    I'd get you a thesaurus Ubes.
     
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  7. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    I’d prefer Roger’s Profannisaurus, Col :)
     
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    Uber_Hoop, Dec 24, 2017
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  8. Steelmonkey

    Steelmonkey Well-Known Member

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    Just for you, a nice QPR Pedant ! <laugh>

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    Thank you Ubes, can I take the country vicarage back and exchange it for a villa in an Indian hill station?

    I have bought you a Commission in the 11th Hussars (the Cherry Pickers).
     
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  10. qprbeth

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    Thank you Uber for the Yorkies...which I am currently vivisectioning......mmmmmh tasty
    For you I have some
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    And for mrs Uber
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    qprbeth, Dec 24, 2017
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  11. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Just for you Uber, a year's supply of Bromide...:grin:
     
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    Sooperhoop, Dec 24, 2017
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    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    I’d get through that in January :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    Uber_Hoop, Dec 24, 2017
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    I gift you a tiny horse
     
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    Go on...
     
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    Uber_Hoop, Dec 24, 2017
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