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Theo Walcott

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  1. Robert in Wilmslow

    Robert in Wilmslow New Member

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    Just released an autobiography and cant help thinking that if he was at Manchester United and with his outstanding pace he would really fit in and take our play to new levels.

    Barcelona are petrified of his pace and I couldent stop wondering how if he was in our team in champions league final he really could have taken the game to Barcelona by being our explosive fast outlet.

    With Nasri and Fabregas gone from the sinking ship which is Arsenal I think we should try and get Theo.
     
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    Robert in Wilmslow, Aug 23, 2011
  2. Psycho2k

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    Theo might have blinding pace but he seems to have the footballing brain of a pencil. I personally think he is the most overrated English player in the country.

    Sent from my GT-I9000
     
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    Psycho2k, Aug 23, 2011
  3. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Hes what?

    Ok....

    Chapter 1.

    I was born, it was a mess, my mum hated me for it.

    Chapter 2. Puberty started, I was bullied by a ginger girl and played with dolls.

    Chapter 3. After a nasty beating by off some 4 years olds I said to myself, 'Theo, its time to play football'

    Chapter 4. I signed for Southampton. An Amature football club somewhere south of civilisation.

    Chapter 5. An elderly man made me some promises and offered me candy to go with him

    Chapter 6. Signed for Arsenal.

    Chapter 7. Released shortest and worst autobiography ever.
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Aug 23, 2011
  4. Jezz511

    Jezz511 Well-Known Member

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    he's a bit young to do an autobiography
     
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    Jezz511, Aug 23, 2011
  5. Depay Sound

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    He's ****ing terrible. No thanks.
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Is he still trying to get out of Enrique's pocket?
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 23, 2011
  7. Sanj

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    Same article on the Spurs board also. Someone is keen on Theo. Hold on, you are Robert Heenan. So it all adds up now.
     
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    Sanj, Aug 23, 2011
  8. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Jason Hudson

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    You forgot Chapter 6 Part II:

    Another elderly and grey headed man made me some promises and offered me candy to go with him to Germany.
     
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    Jason Hudson, Aug 23, 2011
  10. Bloody Wanker

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    Theo Walcott is the sole reason I think that Usain Bolt would make it as a professional football player.
     
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    Bloody Wanker, Aug 23, 2011

  11. HendyMMA

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    Hes like driving a car with no wheels......useless in the box.

    His speed is awesome though and he will get better i reckon at Arsenal
     
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    HendyMMA, Aug 23, 2011
  12. luvgonzo

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    He's not a player I rate, as Skylarker said Enrique did a job on him, match him for pace and he has nothing else.
     
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    luvgonzo, Aug 23, 2011
  13. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    The English Obertan is the name of his book.
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Aug 23, 2011
  14. A.N.7

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    He's a striker, play him there and you will benefit from it.
     
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    A.N.7, Aug 23, 2011
  15. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Is Obertan that bad?
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Aug 23, 2011
  16. irdan

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    Wouldn't even want him at Norwich!!
     
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    irdan, Aug 23, 2011
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